[identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com
The Wife™, herself Jewish, found this "amusing." There's a local daytime show around here. They had one of their fluff pieces recently on fun things to do for Passover. Here's a link.

Go to 3:44. The guest, calling herself the "Shiksa in the Kitchen" ("shiksa:" what a fun word!) has made finger puppets. You know, for the kids. You'll never guess what fun characters in Biblical history inspired them!

I love the gasp from the hostess when she heard what they were. Too bad the camera wasn't on her; the vid probably would have gone viral in no time.
[identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com
While researching the classic 'reap the whirlwind' axiom (the bible does have a way of providing handy euphemisms when needed to argue with a right winger). Of course, bored, I wend ahead and read the entire chapter. Of course, there was one line with one word I was not familiar with, so with a Wiki I found myself visiting the House of Ephraim.

King James' 'Special Tweaked' Bible:

For they sow the wind  And they reap the whirlwind.  The standing grain has no heads;  It yields no grain.  Should it yield, strangers would swallow it up. 
Israel is swallowed up;  They are now among the nations  Like a vessel in which no one delights. 
For they have gone up to Assyria,  Like a wild donkey all alone;  Ephraim has hired lovers. 

So I was like..Who the fuck is this Ephraim dude and why is G man so pissed at him that He mentions them/him by name? Indeed the entire chapter is a rucking rant against this Ephraim!

So it turns out, according to, I guess history and shit, that Ephraim is a Tribe, or, I guess, ethnic city where everyone was inbred from a single descendant. Turns out there are 13, no 12 because they play numbers games with one Tribe, but anyways...13 Tribes all make up the Kingdom of Israel. Evidently, they are all inbred, except for women they capture and rape so they don't all grow 3rd eyes idk.

So of courrrrrrrrse I wiki this Ephraim, because wiki is a better source for facts and diverse opinions than the Bible, yo!

And I read...blah blah....And I get the thing about the tribes and how they split in two and Ephraim was blamed for breaking His prescious craftsgodship of the Kingdom of Israel and God got all pissy (read the entire chapter for a Classic God self centered pissy-hissy fit, and some serious questions about his ability to foresee and form the future, yo!).

*read*read* um then..WikiBible says that some think everyone 'white', like, you know all the descendants of Europe and therefore, the US (except for them brownskins we took the land from, but we were justified according to God). I ain't quoting this because half of you have stopped reading this by now. Wiki it and see why some think we are all descended from this Tribe. Mazeltov, cousin!

Question: Do you feel Jewish? Can one be both a Christian and a Jew?

Bonus Question: why do people still worship such an emo-bitch like being?

Disclaimer to my s-f groupies: I know Jews as friends and business associates and they gave me permission to use the word "Jew"

I Cite Sources:
read His Holy hissy fit, or not:
http://bibleencyclopedia.com/pictures/Hosea_8_Hosea.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribe_of_Ephraim

Mazeltoes, y'all
[identity profile] underlankers.livejournal.com
http://www.jpost.com/JewishWorld/JewishNews/Article.aspx?ID=228736&R=R1

I was wondering if this was going to happen. There is a small fringe group of ultra-Orthodox Israeli Jews that want to revive that esteemed Jewish cultural tradition of polygamy. That used to be pretty regular where Sephardi culture is concerned. And as expected the Ashkenazim like that tradition no more now than ever. They still think of it as a perversion of Judaism (I'm sure Abraham, Israel, David, and Solomon would be interested to know that it was in fact such a perversion). I think this if anything confirms that Christianity is not the only religion to produce cuckoolander reactionaries. Usually, though, these types *are* Christians.

SO what do you in the community think? Is this really no true Scotsmen-not Jewish? Or are these people the Israeli version of FLDS in the USA? I personally see them as Israel's FLDS and expect this to happen in Israel when Shabbatanism is confirmed as the official sect of Judaism there.
[identity profile] pastorlenny.livejournal.com

We have to rid the world of Judaism. Judaism is based on the stupid notion that some particular god exists. We know that this cannot be the case, because we can detect everything that exists with our senses and/or the various devices we build for detecting things. Also, if the god the Jews made up existed, it would never have allowed Hitler to kill so many of them. As a matter of fact, if there was a god, nobody would ever die—because no real god would have ever allowed any life to end. Ever.

Also, we can appropriately hold Judaism responsible for the emergence of those other two horrific belief-systems: Christianity and Islam. Christianity is responsible for more wars than any other belief-system ever in history. And believing in Islam makes you blow yourself up to get imaginary girls in the next life. So we should nip Judaism in the bud before it creates some other disastrous belief-system—like one that makes you want to get as much money as you can in life no matter how it affects others. If that ever happened, the world would be screwed.

Please understand that I am not advocating the execution of Jews themselves. Instead, I am saying that we should become more diligent and aggressive about making sure everyone knows that Judaism is a delusional and destructive belief-system that no decent, rational person would ever accept. If we can teach this in our schools, if we can get our message out through the media, if we will not be ashamed to state these obvious truths in our daily social conversations, we might be able to eliminate the cancer of Judaism from human discourse within a generation or two.

Now I know there are those of you who are going to claim that Judaism is not entirely bad. After all, Hendrix couldn’t have recorded “All Along the Watchtower” if a Jew hadn’t written it first—and we all have a soft spot for at least one Seinfeld episode. But Judaism, as the root-cause of Western monotheism, must be viewed on balance as perhaps the greatest single evil ever foisted on humanity by a tribe of superstitious, bloodthirsty savages.

So who among you is willing to step up to the plate? Or do you want to go on pretending to be rational people—even as you continue to tolerate this singularly pernicious crime against reason itself?


[identity profile] malasadas.livejournal.com
A few days ago, [livejournal.com profile] underlankers posted about a proposed ban on circumcision in San Francisco and specifically the horrendous anti-Semitic comic book drawn by a leading supporter of the ban.

I will confess that the ensuing discussion depressed me utterly.

I hope that I am not badly misrepresenting posters' contributions, but I was personally taken aback by how few addressed [livejournal.com profile] underlankers original observation about the absolute dripping Jew hatred in the portrayal of "Monster Mohel" as a supervillian, complete with hooked nose, scraggly beard and Hasidic dress. If anything has ever been more intended to play off of millenia old stereotypes of Jews in recent years, I haven't seen it.

I read more deeply regarding the controversy around circumcision as a violation of a baby's human rights and got a smidge more depressed as it got me thinking about what exactly are the LIMITS on cultural tolerance and acceptance and how we balance concern for human rights with fully understanding cultural practices that are not our own.

Oi vey, another text cut... )
[identity profile] malasadas.livejournal.com
Not too long ago, I asked the forum what ails Russia -- having been prompted by recent postings by some Russian posters of a particularly anti-Jewish nature.

Well, a new post about Russia's woes has got me wondering again just what it is that is ailing Russia.



[Poll #1654034]
[identity profile] malasadas.livejournal.com
So Mr. Glenn Beck stirred the theological waters recently, weighing in on Churches that openly support or promote "social justice" or "economic justice" as part of their mission. His take?

"I'm begging you, your right to religion and freedom to exercise religion and read all of the passages of the Bible as you want to read them and as your church wants to preach them . . . are going to come under the ropes in the next year. If it lasts that long it will be the next year. I beg you, look for the words 'social justice' or 'economic justice' on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words. Now, am I advising people to leave their church? Yes!"
Later, Beck held up cards, one with a hammer and sickle and other with a swastika. "Communists are on the left, and the Nazis are on the right. That's what people say. But they both subscribe to one philosophy, and they flew one banner. . . . But on each banner, read the words, here in America: 'social justice.' They talked about economic justice, rights of the workers, redistribution of wealth, and surprisingly, democracy."

 


Now this is going to sound odd coming from me -- in one respect, Mr. Beck is correct. There is a history in modern times of Liberation Theology which has a decidedly Marxist bent to it -- and it has strong critics within the Christian community, especially for its focus upon institutional change and criticisms of Church hierarchy. The current Pope, when he was Cardinal Ratzinger, issued direct condemnations of various elements within Liberation Theology.

But the matter also interests me as a Jew because within Judaism there is a concept of Tikkun Olam which literally means "World Repair". Originally, it applied to creating social policies to protect the vulnerable and for individuals to act to repair sin in the world through the enactment of mitzvot. Modern interpretations of the concept still emphasize the "good deeds" aspect of mitzvot, but in a more temporal sense -- it is the responsibility of observant Jews to "repair" the world, spiritually AND temporally.

And it certainly seems like a valuable role for spiritual leadership -- whether a Church or a Synagogue or Mosque or Temple...providing comfort to the needy both spiritually AND physically seems well aligned with the teachings of most of the world's faiths.

So -- set aside his normal, bloviating style and fondness for scaring people...is Mr. Beck right? Are churches that include language about social and economic "justice" moving towards a dangerous form of collective authoritarianism? Are they running counter to the Church's professed purpose in the world? Or are they advocating a natural extension of religion's concern with the human condition?
[identity profile] malasadas.livejournal.com
While it is conspiracy week here on [livejournal.com profile] talk_politics, I thought we could aim some conversation at one of the most long lasting and persistent set of conspiracy theories of all times: namely, my people, the Jews. Or as conspiracy buffs like to call us "The JOOS".



Why is it that we seem to be everywhere the conspiracy theorist looks? )