DailyQuotes 2025
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talkpoliticsNew year, new luck, yo! And of course, again for the purposes of the DailyQuotes list, here's the list of funny/silly/thoughtful/whatev's quotes for 2025. As usual, a line has a chance of finding its place here if it inspires others to either have a giggle, or go into deep contemplation (keep hoping, lol). A link to this list will also be displayed on the community sidebar.
"Humans are the second-largest killer of humans (after mosquitoes), and we continue to discover new ways to do it."
"If we're talking about going tit for tat, I don't think the tits are anywhere close to the tats yet. The concentration of tits at the moment might be higher than the tats ever were, but it's still way too early to say it's even."
"Could write an op-ed "Israel as a honey badger of the Middle East""
"Someone's selling Greenland now?" (asthfghl)
"Yes get your bids in quick!" (oportet)
"Let me get my Bid Coins and I'll be there in a minute." (asthfghl)
"Clearly, the penguins have finally gone too far. First they take our hearts, now they’re tanking the global economy one smug waddle at a time. Expect fish sanctions by Friday."
"It’s almost enough to make one wish he would visit Vlad for tea and drink something laced with polonium… Except now instead of Biden or Harris stepping in, it would be Vance. So… hmmmm"
"What sticks in my craw are all the right-wing pundits trying very hard to claim that emails written in plain language about Trump are "ambiguous" ... who spent countless hours screaming to the rooftops ten years ago about Hillary's emails containing oblique references to child trafficking because they contained the word "pizza"."
(garote)
"Humans are the second-largest killer of humans (after mosquitoes), and we continue to discover new ways to do it."
(tcpip)
"If we're talking about going tit for tat, I don't think the tits are anywhere close to the tats yet. The concentration of tits at the moment might be higher than the tats ever were, but it's still way too early to say it's even."
(oportet)
"Could write an op-ed "Israel as a honey badger of the Middle East""
(merig00)
"Someone's selling Greenland now?" (asthfghl)
"Yes get your bids in quick!" (oportet)
"Let me get my Bid Coins and I'll be there in a minute." (asthfghl)
"Clearly, the penguins have finally gone too far. First they take our hearts, now they’re tanking the global economy one smug waddle at a time. Expect fish sanctions by Friday."
(nairiporter)
"As a rule, if Trump Jr is involved, the entire operation is a troll. That guy has basically never done anything serious or anything that requires work in his entire life. Dont expect him to start now."
"As a rule, if Trump Jr is involved, the entire operation is a troll. That guy has basically never done anything serious or anything that requires work in his entire life. Dont expect him to start now."
(garote)
"It’s almost enough to make one wish he would visit Vlad for tea and drink something laced with polonium… Except now instead of Biden or Harris stepping in, it would be Vance. So… hmmmm"
(garote)
