Remember George Zimmerman, the guy who -- locked in a life-or-death battle with a crazed skittles-armed Trayvon Martin -- had no choice but to shoot that black teenager dead? (We know this, of course, because George Zimmerman lived to tell us about it and the only person who could truly dispute it, Trayvon Martin, did not.)
Well, once again, his oh-so-reluctant use of violence has been called into question, this time by a “crazy” girlfriend, and once again, Zimmerman is there to set things straight. See, he was meekly gathering his things to leave after she’d thrown him out when she suddenly went “crazy again” and began smashing and throwing things. (Probably some hormone thing, cuz, he claims, she’s pregnant.) Faced with an insane girlfriend who'd just called the cops on him, he naturally had no choice but to lock her out of her house, barricade himself inside, and make his own call to 911 to set the record straight. Unfortunately, the audio of his call has been removed from the web, but here's a partial transcript:
Dispatcher: Okay, what’s going on there?
George Zimmerman: My (inaudible) girlfriend has, uh, for lack of a better word, ‘gone crazy again…’
Dispatcher: .... Okay, where is she now?
Zimmerman: Outside. With the police.
Dispatcher: Okay, the police is already there, and so why are you calling? What happened?
Zimmerman: I just want everyone to know the truth. ..I just wanted to leave. She told me that it was better… She’s pregnant with our child and she told me it was better if coparented and she raise the child on her own. That’s fine. I said, “Are you sure that’s what you want to do?” and she said “yes.” As soon as I started packing up my stuff to leave, she just completely changed.
Dispatcher: When you say she changed, what did she do?
Zimmerman: At first she was letting me pack my stuff so that I could go, you know, we could go our own ways amicably. When she changed she just started smashing stuff, taking the stuff that belonged to me and throwing it outside, throwing it out of her room, throwing it all over the house. She broke a glass table because she threw something on it, I don’t know whether it was mine or hers, whatever it was. She got mad that I that I guess I told her that I would be willing to leave…Unlike Martin, his girlfriend is actually around to give
her side of it, which can be heard in the 911 call she made that summoned those police Zimmerman mentions:
He’s in my house breaking all my stuff because I asked him to leave. He has his frigging gun, breaking all of my stuff right now….(to Zimmerman) I’m doing this again? You just broke my table, you just broke my sunglasses and you put your gun in my friggin’ face and told me to get the fuck out. So this is not your house….
911 Operator: Where’s his weapon at?
He just put it down… are you kidding me? He just pushed me out of my house and locked me out… He knows how to do this, he knows how to play this scene.By the way – his girlfriend is apparently not pregnant. That’s just something Zimmerman said.
But of course, if the worst had happened, if that shotgun had gone off in her face and killed her, we’d all have to believe Zimmerman’s account of her suddenly going nuts and becoming violent.
Just like we all had to believe him about Trayvon Martin.
Right?