Two Tea Parties

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

Now that the Tea Party has taken the plunge to support racism in Arizona, the Party will have the obligatory split over policy. I see a division into two distinct Tea Parties: one of them based on black tea and the other based on green tea. The black Tea Party would continue to support racism (black represents the color of their heart). The green Tea Party will favor a more rational, natural approach to immigration.

What is your opinion of these two parties within the Party? Which other policy divisions can we look forward to?

Comments

[headhouse.livejournal.com]

I kinda hope we keep the tea-flavor theme going through any future divisions. Because then it maybe makes the democrats the coffee party, and third-party candidates have to go for other caffinated drinks, and really I just want to end up registering with the Jolt or mountain dew party.

Which might've had me voting for Cynthia McKinney if it'd happened a few years ago, but that's an acceptable risk.

The nice thing about tea...

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

... is the wide array of variation. Let's not exclude the herbal variety. I can see some Tea Partiers and some of the Coffee Party getting together over a Roastaroma.