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talkpoliticsOK bichiz, we've all found ourselves in a situation where we want to reach through the screen and fucking punch the other guy in the fucking face through the fucking Internetz! CONFESS NOW! You've felt that too! YOU, yeah, there! I'm looking at you, that's right!
Yeah, but can you do that in another language!? Or languages? Hey, that'd be so friggin tough. Or not. Because, as we all know, the very first thing you ever learn from a new language is the shitty words, ain't that true for fuck's sake!?
So go ahead slackers, punch the other sonofabitch right there with your sophisticated foreign-soundingidiots... eeeh I mean idioms!
The challenge, should you accept is, is to double down on the previous commenter. This is your chance. Let's make it one long string of foreign insults! Ready, steady, go!
Initiating the stinking string of slurs with one that comes right out of the cursing studybooks of one of the most colorful languages, Serbian:
Yeah, but can you do that in another language!? Or languages? Hey, that'd be so friggin tough. Or not. Because, as we all know, the very first thing you ever learn from a new language is the shitty words, ain't that true for fuck's sake!?
So go ahead slackers, punch the other sonofabitch right there with your sophisticated foreign-sounding
The challenge, should you accept is, is to double down on the previous commenter. This is your chance. Let's make it one long string of foreign insults! Ready, steady, go!
Initiating the stinking string of slurs with one that comes right out of the cursing studybooks of one of the most colorful languages, Serbian:
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Date: 3/2/12 18:43 (UTC)Jebi ga: WTF
Jebi se: Fuck you
Odjebi: Fuck off
I think I'll get a lot of use out of them here at work.
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Date: 3/2/12 18:55 (UTC)Takova = this, that, some such thing, something, anything, whatever; a substitution to any word you want to say but you can't recall right now.
Takovam = to do this, do that, do some other thing, do something, do anything; in a context, "Da te takovam" [literally: "Let me do something to you"] means Fuck Off, I'll Fuck You, etc.
In the dictionary, the info about "takovam" is about 1 and a half pages long.
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Date: 4/2/12 11:29 (UTC)"I'm most sleepy right now, but I'm more into having sex". (literal translation)
It means I'm feeling sleepy but still I'd prefer to have sex right now.
And it's one of the few languages where a double "No" could mean "Yes". Example:
"I'm always honest".
"Yeah yeah".
Meaning No you're not.
Body language is also part of the game. Everybody else nods in agreement and shakes head in denial; Balkanites do the exact opposite, which always confuses the foreigner ;-)
http://www.overseasdigest.com/odsamples/balkans.html
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Date: 4/2/12 13:09 (UTC):-)
Actually there are two ways of head-shaking (and I exclude the headbanging). One is from side to side, which is the usual No. The other is the Indian way, which is more like our Yes. They call it the bobble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cILXQhyGOQ).
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Date: 3/2/12 19:07 (UTC)Promudoblyadskaya pizdoproyebina!
It doesn't have a translation, but roughly goes along the lines of "fucking fucked fucker's fucked cunt" or something like that. I.e. it's Fuck to the power of 5.
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Date: 3/2/12 19:29 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 3/2/12 19:40 (UTC)Du, arschgefickter Hurensohn! You assfucked sonofabitch!
Fick dich, blödes Arschloch! Fuck you stupid asshole!
Leck mich am Arsch, Miststück! Kiss my ass, bitch!
And my favorite...
Schwanzlutscher!
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Date: 3/2/12 20:05 (UTC)Anyone remember the Deutch for that one?
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Date: 3/2/12 20:13 (UTC)It means: Have you totally lost your mind?
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Date: 3/2/12 22:06 (UTC)cockbastard? Cocktool? Cockasshole?
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Date: 3/2/12 20:10 (UTC)Fich mich du miserable Hurensohn!
(From "Stick It Out" on Joe's Garage I.) I'm told by a native speaker that this is the only really proper one in the song; the rest was cobbled together with a second-year German text by the band.
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Date: 3/2/12 20:23 (UTC)vaffanculo! vai in culo! --"-- for "fuck it/fuck off" (I have studied Italian for five months....)
and a rather interesting phrase in my native, Finnish
suksi vittuun/suksi kuuseen = "fuck off", literally "go and ski to a fuck/go and ski to a spruce"
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Date: 3/2/12 20:32 (UTC)Voi kyrpä! Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi!
Oh shit, the spring of cunts & the late winter of dicks!
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Date: 3/2/12 20:43 (UTC)Proof:
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