Friday lulz -- Curse in foreign languages!

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

OK bichiz, we've all found ourselves in a situation where we want to reach through the screen and fucking punch the other guy in the fucking face through the fucking Internetz! CONFESS NOW! You've felt that too! YOU, yeah, there! I'm looking at you, that's right!

Yeah, but can you do that in another language!? Or languages? Hey, that'd be so friggin tough. Or not. Because, as we all know, the very first thing you ever learn from a new language is the shitty words, ain't that true for fuck's sake!?

So go ahead slackers, punch the other sonofabitch right there with your sophisticated foreign-sounding idiots... eeeh I mean idioms!

The challenge, should you accept is, is to double down on the previous commenter. This is your chance. Let's make it one long string of foreign insults! Ready, steady, go!

Initiating the stinking string of slurs with one that comes right out of the cursing studybooks of one of the most colorful languages, Serbian:

Comments

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

German has some of the best sounding swear words.

Du, arschgefickter Hurensohn! You assfucked sonofabitch!
Fick dich, blödes Arschloch! Fuck you stupid asshole!
Leck mich am Arsch, Miststück! Kiss my ass, bitch!

And my favorite...

Schwanzlutscher!

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Oooh I remember that one.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Turkish was made for cursing. Anani sikerim! Ay siktir, götüne koyayım! Siktir lan, sersem sikin mahsulü!

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

Ah, German. Friend of mine had an entire book of German curses. My fave (though long forgotten, these two decades later: "Your head is full of shit and someone has forgotten to stir it."

Anyone remember the Deutch for that one?

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Hat dir jemand ins Gehirn geschissen und vergessen umzurühren?

It means: Have you totally lost your mind?

[dzlk.livejournal.com]