Restore Flat-Earthistan

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

All of the problems that the world faces today can be traced to the abandonment of the material Creator of the flat and immobile Earth. What is needed is a return to traditional flat-Earth values such as slavery, wife beating, and bludgeoning homosexuals.

Liberals have no faith in the great Lord of Flat-Earthistan. They must be taught a lesson that will bend them at the knee and bow their collective head in servility to the Almighty. I present to you the movement with the message:

What did you learn in Sunday school as a child? What will you do to restore the junk car of Flat-Earthistan?

Comments

You and me both!

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

The question that should now be here raised is which of us bought the album first? My copy dates back to, let's see, 1990 or '92.

Re: You and me both!

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

I never purchased the album. I did add "Apostrophe" to my collection during the '70s.