Restore Flat-Earthistan

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

All of the problems that the world faces today can be traced to the abandonment of the material Creator of the flat and immobile Earth. What is needed is a return to traditional flat-Earth values such as slavery, wife beating, and bludgeoning homosexuals.

Liberals have no faith in the great Lord of Flat-Earthistan. They must be taught a lesson that will bend them at the knee and bow their collective head in servility to the Almighty. I present to you the movement with the message:

What did you learn in Sunday school as a child? What will you do to restore the junk car of Flat-Earthistan?

Comments

[a-new-machine.livejournal.com]

Never went to Sunday school.

Poor dear!

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

I hope you at least had the opportunity to watch cartoons on Saturday morning.

Re: Poor dear!

[a-new-machine.livejournal.com]

Of course! I got all the indoctrination I needed fro GI Joe Brand Cartoons and Action Figures.

Re: Poor dear!

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

The boys in my neighborhood dropped their GI Joes from the tops of apartment buildings with a parachute. We girls thought it was a silly endeavor.

Re: Poor dear!

[a-new-machine.livejournal.com]

It's an exploration of physics and fast-attack methods. What could be less silly?

Re: Poor dear!

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

It did not involve any of the basic skills needed to feed a family and fend off homosexual advances.

Re: Poor dear!

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Because learning to play the piano is such a skill.

Re: Poor dear!

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

GI Joe and piano playing: two opposite ends of the recreational spectrum.

Re: Poor dear!

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Don't be so sure!

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[kylinrouge.livejournal.com]

My family was areligious. It's not that they rejected it, they just came from Soviet Russia where there was pretty much no religion. I mean there were some Jews and Orthodox Christians, but many people just considered the religions along the same train of thought as the tooth fairy and santa claus.

I grew up thinking it was a fairy tale like the others, and I was always pretty tolerant of religious people, I just thought it was a cultural thing to believe, and I still think it is.