Friday lulz: Sex in weird places

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

I see the Friday lulz has become very thematic, so here's the theme question for today:

Which are the weirdest places you've had sex? :)

I know it's a worn-out thing for some ;) but still.

So which is it? Take a pick.

Comments

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

You're truly evil, you know. Such questions, and so early in the morning!

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Oh you're not gonna evade the question!

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Meh, not weird enough.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

It's a surprise you didn't get smitten!

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

That car looks perfect for the occasion.

How about the back seat of a bus.

[brockulfsen.livejournal.com]

Yup. Back seat of a bus.

Fairly sure the driver knew what was going on.

My answers:

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Various cars, at least one apartment balcony after dark but still brightly lit by nearby fluorescent street lamps (which was not as enclosed as the ones in these photos, which made for an interesting 69, especially once the people INSIDE the apartment looked outside the glass door and saw what we were doing), a park bench (and an open grass park field) in broad daylight (it's amazing how much you can get away with, just with strategically draped sweaters and coats), and several graveyards after dark.

... Oh God, the graveyards. After dark, they have security guard cars that drive through every once in a while (which we should have realized would be a thing, but she'd never had sex before, either in or out of a bedroom, and I was too horny to think of it or to care), which means it's hard not to be spotted, but I suspect they were mostly concerned with preventing vandalism, because they barely even slowed down when they spotted us in the midst of making their circuits, which must mean that they're pretty used to kids fucking on blankets on top of the elevated stone graves.

Oh, and with another girl, on her living room couch in the afternoon, with her folks in the other room, even though at least one of us (her) knew better, because apparently I can be very persuasive when I find a girl's G-spot.

Re: My answers:

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

I work around hotels. One morning one of our hotels got a complaint from tourists in the neighboring hotel that they had seen a couple having sex on the roof of our hotel. The roof is pretty steep. They were appalled, appalled I tell you! So we investigated. Turns out the couple were drunk as fuck (pun intended). Thank goodness they didn't fall from the roof, otherwise we wouldn't be dealing with complaints about "indecent behavior" but murder due to security negligence. :-S

[notmrgarrison.livejournal.com]

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

My bed. Its the weirdest place on Earth. Strange things happen there. Uh huh.



LOL with such a suggestive fountain, how wouldnt i point that as my fave one??

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

The cave is nice too.

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

It is even topical with the monthly topic. =)

To your question...I would say beside a skiing track. In the middle of winter. That was weird...

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Good thing no skier fell off the track to bump into you libertines!

[omnot.livejournal.com]

Timber trestle railway bridge.

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

woods, balconies, cars, in the ocean(people all around),the aforementioned hotel roof in Spain, back of a Vespa that was parked at the top of a mountain, but the absolute weirdest, as in most WTF, has to be the bathroom at my gynocologist's office.

[sandwichwarrior.livejournal.com]

Sound like a story

[sammipunk.livejournal.com]

Ocean, Lake Michigan, church parking lot, balcony (it was our honeymoon, there was a jacuzzi on it, how could we not?!), cars parked anywhere we could find, etc.

The funniest was the 9th hole at an upscale golf course, though. Oh the jokes! And he got a mosquito bite on his ass that bugged him for days. lol

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

I hope the bite didn't happen in an inappropriate moment. OUCH!

[atasharuku.livejournal.com]

The strangest place I've had sex is pretty prosaic, I'm afraid. 'Twas the back seat of a car.

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

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[weswilson]

Hmmm... I guess that means some women at work are more active than men.. lol

[weswilson]

On top of the Art Building overlooking the main intersection at Auburn.

[rasilio.livejournal.com]

Define sex :-)

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know :)

[jlc20thmaine.livejournal.com]

No one has mentioned parent's bed. I guess that's not weird enough.

[debergerac.livejournal.com]

it's only weird if your parents were in it at the time...

[surferelf.livejournal.com]

What is this? The Newlywed Game (http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp)?

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

I was expecting this. Actually I'm surprised that it took quite a while for someone to come up with it. :)

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

Huh. I haven't had sex in that weird of places. I guess I make it exciting enough as it is.

[sandwichwarrior.livejournal.com]

I'm already kind of a outdoors (hunting, hiking, camping) kind of guy so the first three images don't strike me as all that wierd.

Hell, a quiet picnic spot and an air-matress in the back of my truck is pretty much my idea of a romantic afternoon.

That said, one year, while I was still in the Navy, I was in Hawaii for fleet week and our ship was opened to the public. My girlfriend at the time had flown out to see me and snuck away from her tour group. We were going tdo it in the back of my helicopter but upon arriving we dicovered that my pilot and his wife had had the same idea.

[gunslnger.livejournal.com]

Why would any of those be weird?

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Dunno, you gimme weirder.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

I don't have sex. I propagate by division.

[nano-muse.livejournal.com]

So where's the weirdest place you've divided?

[nano-muse.livejournal.com]

Classroom's my weirdest, I'm afraid, handjob under the table. If it counts, it was while class was in session? We were taking notes on something, my boyfriend kept the notes from that day for quite a while - you can see where his handwriting abruptly got worse than usual and then suddenly back to better from when I started to stop. Unfortunately, I couldn't finish him - he didn't have any extra shorts with him so he couldn't walk around with a stain on his crotch.

Still, fun though. :)

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

I don't have a bedroom. I have a boudoir with canopies and stuff...

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

do BJs count as "sex"?

if so;




(on a platform, between connecting routes. We had to keep stopping as a train would pull up and people would stream past us. then when everyone was gone, we'd go at it again until he was "done")

Other weirdest, bathroom at a friends' party. Actually I've done that several times. its only weird because you can hear everyone milling around while you do it. Then someone inevitably bangs on the door at about the time you start making noise and then figure out what's going on and run away.

[telemann.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine saw something like that at the Forrest Hills station in Queens around 2 or 3 AM. It was a pretty hot story too. *Fans self* I don't know how they got away with it though, it seems like no matter the time of day, there's someone around in NY. But he mentioned the station had a slight curve, and everyone was more towards the middle, and they were being naughty at the very front of the station.

[raichu100.livejournal.com]

lmao @ the rooftop, airplane bathroom, and laundry room

I cannot contribute anything of value to this conversation as I have yet to partake in the ancient act of sex

but it's still entertaining