Nanny state shenanigans.
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talkpoliticsThe problem with our public safety mindset is that we keep reiterating the rarity of the perceived dangers. For instance, at a zoo where they have signs like, "A DINGO WILL EAT YOUR BABY! STAY BACK!" The idiot-masses just think, "Oh that only happens one in a million times. We'll be ok..." And so they put their kid over the fence and their baby gets eaten.
Instead, we should put up safety signs that emphasize your imminent doom by taunting. Instead of "STAY BACK! YOU WILL DIE!" They should say: "Go ahead, come on, I DARE YOU." This makes the possible danger incredibly more threatening, more viable and elicits inherently defensive reactions.
Poisoned rivers should not have signs that say, "NO SWIMMING." Rather, they should say, "HELL IF WE CARE, ENJOY THE CONVULSING DEATH SYNDROME!" And so on. Being too imperious and direct simply provokes people's "That'll never happen" reflex, and as we all know, lots of people have the "That'll never happen" reflex. It's time we start communicating with the idiot masses like idiots.
Instead, we should put up safety signs that emphasize your imminent doom by taunting. Instead of "STAY BACK! YOU WILL DIE!" They should say: "Go ahead, come on, I DARE YOU." This makes the possible danger incredibly more threatening, more viable and elicits inherently defensive reactions.
Poisoned rivers should not have signs that say, "NO SWIMMING." Rather, they should say, "HELL IF WE CARE, ENJOY THE CONVULSING DEATH SYNDROME!" And so on. Being too imperious and direct simply provokes people's "That'll never happen" reflex, and as we all know, lots of people have the "That'll never happen" reflex. It's time we start communicating with the idiot masses like idiots.
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Date: 19/5/10 19:32 (UTC)Oh wait.
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Date: 19/5/10 16:12 (UTC)You tell someone; "The tiger will eat you." and they will immediately say, "No it won't."
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Date: 20/5/10 12:43 (UTC)oh you mean like the Darwin awards?
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/ (http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/)
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Date: 19/5/10 18:32 (UTC)I r serious.
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Date: 19/5/10 16:22 (UTC)Your search for meaning is ruining this movie...
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Date: 19/5/10 16:37 (UTC)http://www.slate.com/id/2235504/pagenum/all/#p2
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Date: 19/5/10 16:52 (UTC)and
and I can only hope to have passed away before it gets here.
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Date: 19/5/10 21:17 (UTC)People don't take safety signs seriously because there are so many dumb ones. For example on my lawnmower "Caution, the blade turns when the engine is running."
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Date: 20/5/10 00:38 (UTC)http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vdMpbAB0DRI/ShC7KvUG9pI/AAAAAAAAMBk/n5b0yL0xZzc/s400/deinonychus+raptor+dinosaurs+dinosaur+dromaeoasaur+jurassic+park+velociraptor.jpg
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Date: 20/5/10 12:48 (UTC)Many of the problems of humanity may be our lack of natural predators.
War used to solve this problem quite well, but now it seems even the 'elf n saftey man is there too.
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