To LOL or to cry... Most stupid Christmas songs

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Turn on your radio. Yeah, do it! Wait for 15 minutes, and you're definitely gonna hear at least one, if not two, of those familiar tunes. They play them around Christmas, over and over and over, till your brain turns into a pulp and your ears start bleeding. You switch the radio to the next station, desperately hoping that they'll be playing something different. But NO! You're in for a nasty surprise. It's the same stuff all over again. Not only that, but the song you've just heard, is only starting over there.

You switch off the radio, and...



The next one who says there's a War on Christmas, is getting it.

So here are my top 10 Christmas songs they need to stop playing, like, right now. Songs you'd like to punch in their stupid faces. What are yours?

#1. Last Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC4hztitRcw

#2. All I Want for Christmas Is You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5bo4VDEH-U

#3. Santa Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-bid96fVUs

#4. Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLpr0zVFwMg

#5. Wonderful Christmastime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZDpni56Y

#6. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfSb6J4jhcU

#7. I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PITCmngiMfA

#8. The Christmas Shoes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_Y1wAJ2MU

#9. The 12 Days of Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpinzLXXp14

Aaaand, the cherry of the cake...

#10. What Can You Get a Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWCQ7ALEms

Comments

[op-tech-glitch.livejournal.com]

Anything not by Vince Guaraldi results in an immediate fleeing of the channel from me.

[olegborisov.livejournal.com]

Christmas died! New year forever!

"King and the Clown" new year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgWxOZhMT9A

;-)

[policraticus.livejournal.com]

http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/some-missoula-parents-say-school-s-holiday-program-not-secular/article_d3bfffe4-2bb8-5b5d-821f-322fb8693159.html#ixzz2ExgJL93q

Stop advocating bullying songs. The fine secular anthems you are holding up to ridicule should be the center pieces of our inclusive, sensitive, Winter Celebration, not tripe like "Silent Night."

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Stop advocating bullying songs

That's some sort of new music genre, isn't it? Bullying-songs.

I don't know what's so un-secular about "Santa Baby" and "What can you get a wookie for Christmas". Why are you advocating subtle erotic messages and extraterrestrial idolatry around the Christmas tree, eeeeh?

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. I'm sure the message that sends is extremely Christian.

[malakh-abaddon.livejournal.com]

Yeah really... Hit and run.... Public intoxication.... Greed (who needs to ask if they should send the gifts back or open them?)... Gambling... Vehicular homicide....

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

...And something about animal abuse! Or being abused by animals, can't decide which exactly.

[policraticus.livejournal.com]

But you aren't praising these exemplary secular anthems of our modern age. You are calling them craptastic! Stupid! I can only deduce that real excremental paens to the fictional son of the Jew's imaginary sky- god, like "Adeste Fidelis" are more to your taste. These are, per the article I cited, a pervasive form of bullying!! Stop bullying, you bully!

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

You need to check your deduction skills, they must've caught some dust lately. Here, take a nice Christmas song to help you along!

[devil-ad-vocate.livejournal.com]

You left out the "little drummer boy". I'm OK with the rest, but that one drives me nuts with the "pah-rumpa-pum-pums.

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

You hit the nail, dude. That one tops most lists of the most stupid Christmas songs, like this one: http://e-vestnik.bg/2949

[malakh-abaddon.livejournal.com]

I suggest investing in SiriusXM.... or an IPhone/IPod/MP3 player.... My IPhone and SiriusXM have saved my sanity.

[dexeron.livejournal.com]

That's why these two songs exist: to give you an alternative to the bad ones:



and the only version of "O Holy Night" you will ever need:

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

And don't forge this one!

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

BODOM IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

[dexeron.livejournal.com]

YES.

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

Is there a school shooting xmas song?

[rimpala.livejournal.com]

#7 needs to be #1

stat.

[dexeron.livejournal.com]

OH WOW, sorry about double post, but I just came across this like, yesterday:



It's probably not as mind-blowing if you're not a hard-core Rush freak like I am, but... yea.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about double post. In fact I demand a triple post!

[usekh.livejournal.com]

You left out the worst of the lot, Jingle Bell Rock :(

[rimpala.livejournal.com]

Slowest, most sterile "rockabilly" song ever.

It's not the 50's anymore, a little guitar here and there does not a rock song make.