[identity profile] underlankers.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] talkpolitics
Let's start with the first obvious points of the War on Christmas:

1) Christmas as it's presently celebrated is not celebrated on the actual birthday of Joshua Ben Joseph of Nazareth. That would have been in the spring/early summer. Shepherds would not have sheep grazing at the start of a Palestinian winter. Christmas also is a holiday that has origins in the pagan calendar of Rome, with the Carnival-like holiday of Saturnalia, and which has folded in the also-pagan-but-different culture holiday of Yule, as well as elements of Germanic paganism. The day is celebrated on a Graeco-Roman holiday, the tree comes from the Heathens, and the term Yule from the Celts.

2) Christmas, at least in the United States was not celebrated until the mid-19th Century. The Puritans outlawed it and the original-generation Southerners were irreligious anyhow and didn't give a damn on the one hand or alternately were as puritanical as the Puritans on the other. We owe our modern concepts of Christmas to Charles Dickens, the famous writer of what a crapsack world Victorian times actually was. Christmas was outlawed by the Puritans and not practiced in early US culture, BTW, because it was considered too rowdy for a 'city on a Hill' to practice.

3) Christmas as per the 21st Century is a great ode to the commercialist/greedy/gluttonous tendencies of society. It's an excuse to shamelessly indulge in at least four of the Seven Deadly Sins and perhaps six (Sloth is not really possible to indulge in with all the shopping that the 'ideal consumer' would do unless they're Magnificent Bastards). This is completely unrelated to the tenets of Christianity, in any form, in any fashion. Those that take the Bible literally have no excuse, those that do not have even less.

4) Thus, the War on Christmas is an annoying meme fostered by a 24/7 cable channel run by Australians and Saudis that needs something to do on a slow news day and turns to kicking hornets' nests.

5) Happy Hanukkah to all Jews on T_P and also to those who aren't.

6) TL;DR: The War on Christmas is a bunch of nonsense so let's not hear about it like it actually means anything.

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Date: 8/12/12 20:48 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kayjayuu.livejournal.com
Pure anecdata so take it as such: taking my childhood memories and the meaningfulness of my family experience, and things that make me happy... and stomping on them until they are goo and telling me I'm insensitive because I celebrate a holiday that means something to me, plus treating it all as if I should be ashamed of my own cultural heritage... well, it isn't waging peace.

*cries white women's tears and doesn't give a rat's ass*

It's tit for tat. Yeah, lemme know how that whole peace on earth and goodwill toward men works out for ya.

(Also, I despise the commercialization and I love incorporating all celebrations of this time of year into everything. If it matters. Happy Chanukah.)

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Date: 8/12/12 21:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mamculuna.livejournal.com
I love to celebrate it too, but I don't think saying "Happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" is a damaging thing to do. I haven't seen any other stomping, but maybe I just don't hang out at the same places (or maybe you meant the OP was stomping?)

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Date: 8/12/12 21:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oslo.livejournal.com
Pure anecdata so take it as such: taking my childhood memories and the meaningfulness of my family experience, and things that make me happy... and stomping on them until they are goo and telling me I'm insensitive because I celebrate a holiday that means something to me, plus treating it all as if I should be ashamed of my own cultural heritage... well, it isn't waging peace.

You're right, it wouldn't be. If it were happening.

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Date: 8/12/12 22:26 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com
See, that's the thing. No one is doing that. Fox is just pretending that people are doing that, all to kick a hornet's nest of zealots who already feel side-lined by people they don't understand.

My neighbors have lights and wreaths. The Jewish Wife™ and I do not lob stink bombs at them. We just don't. We just enjoy the lights, 'cause they're pretty, prettier actually than the menorah. And if some one wishes us a "Merry Xmas," the most incindiary thing I might lob is a heart-felt "Chappy Chanuka!"

And on the 24th we'll motor to a relative of mine, gather, open a few presents and tipple. That's the extent of our hatred.

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Date: 9/12/12 00:38 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glo-unit.livejournal.com
Add me to the chorus of people who just want to know what you mean by the stomping of your memories.

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Date: 9/12/12 02:03 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnot.livejournal.com
Okay, okay.

There really is a Santa Claus.

Better now?

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Date: 9/12/12 02:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Who can stomp on your childhood memories and the meaningfulness of your family experience? I ask this sincerely because I had as traditional childhood as anyone and my family celebrates in the exact same ways save for my parents now use artificial trees rather than the hallowed childhood tradition of my dad buying a humungous tree and then breaking branches off and swearing while forcing it through the doorway. My dad was a very creative swearer - something he picked up in the Navy and it entertained my brother and I to no end.

Has anything adversely changed in your community?
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Date: 9/12/12 16:09 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylinrouge.livejournal.com
I think your memories will survive if, during the 1.5 month barrage of holiday cheer, you're only bombarded 98% of the time with Christmas imagery instead of 99%.

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Date: 10/12/12 16:22 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com
taking my childhood memories and the meaningfulness of my family experience, and things that make me happy... and stomping on them until they are goo and telling me I'm insensitive because I celebrate a holiday that means something to me, plus treating it all as if I should be ashamed of my own cultural heritage.

You want a government sanctioned childhood memory. Well, who doesn't....



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Date: 8/12/12 20:49 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
I found this (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-december-3-2012/the-war-on-christmas--friendly-fire-edition) to be quite amusing. Also this (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-december-3-2012/the-war-on-christmas--friendly-fire-edition---bill-o-reilly-s-philosophy).

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Date: 8/12/12 21:20 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oportet.livejournal.com
Why can't there be a War on Christmas music instead?

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Date: 8/12/12 22:18 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com
Yes! Over a month of that mass-produced crap is quite enough. Oh, and they really crank the volume as well.

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Date: 8/12/12 21:41 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oslo.livejournal.com
I don't accept even this reification of the phenomenon. It's no more than a news-channel phenomenon, yet another way for TV writers and actors (posing as "journalists") to coast for another month before they have to look like they're doing their jobs.

I've gotten over being annoyed by the slant or the superficial coverage of the news channels. Any more, what annoys me most is the apparent glee the lazy and/or idiotic people behind the scenes must get when the "news cycle" fits neatly into their pre-fabricated, easily-replicated programming. Before the election, for example, I had to wonder if half the networks' staff mightn't be on vacation, just because the coverage itself seemed to be on autopilot. If you only need one minute of non-election coverage for every twenty minutes you have of people talking about today's press conference, yesterday's poll, last week's debate, etc., first one at a time, then against one another, then maybe four at a time - then why do you need anyone covering any other beat to be on the clock? Let them go to Hawaii!

The "War on Christmas" is, really, the same kind of phenomenon as the "fiscal cliff" and the year-round election cycle - a media narrative manufactured to minimize the costs of producing content. I profoundly hate it.

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Date: 8/12/12 22:19 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com
". . . a media narrative manufactured to minimize the costs of producing content. I profoundly hate it."

I as well. It's cheaper to pontificate on the non-existent. Less research required, and researchers cost cash.

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Date: 8/12/12 22:20 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com
Oh, thanks for reminding me about the candle thing. Best dig out the menorah.

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Date: 10/12/12 18:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sophia-sadek.livejournal.com
Thanks for the reminder reminder. Where did I stash my majorah?

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Date: 9/12/12 00:04 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devil-ad-vocate.livejournal.com
I hung some lights on the house today, but I'm sure the free range atheist hooligans will rip them down.
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Date: 10/12/12 18:52 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sophia-sadek.livejournal.com
When I was a child all of the hooligans belonged to devout Christian families. They ripped down the lights of their neighbors and blamed it on Communists.
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Date: 9/12/12 00:08 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stewstewstewdio.livejournal.com
Isn't Christmas™ also a secular holiday in America just like Thanksgiving? If anything, we should be pissed upset that it is being claimed as the exclusive property of Christians. Yes, it is being named after a Christian holiday, but Thursday is named after the Norse god Thor. Nobody from Norway declares a war on Thursdays.

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Date: 9/12/12 09:10 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com
Nobody from Norway declares a war on Thursdays.

That sounds like a plan.


Actually, pretty much the whole week is Norse. Sunday and Mo(o)nday are obvious. Tuesday is Tyr's day, Wednesday is Odin's day, Thursday is Thor's day, Friday is Freya's day. I don't know where we get Saturday from, but in Denmark it's Lordag, or Bath day. Given that those gods are (amongst other things) alternatively love or war gods the week goes like this:

Worship the sun, worship the moon, fight, fuck, fight, fuck, have a bath, repeat.

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Date: 9/12/12 00:13 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 404.livejournal.com
Well I am glad you were able to shoehorn this in between your Alt-history posts.

I'm not a fan of the commercialization of Christmas, but I'm not going to gleefully rain on other people's parade either, just like when people get raging hardons when they can tell a child Santa doesn't exist, to see how sad they become.

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Date: 9/12/12 00:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
I wonder why people get angry instead of just sad when you tell them God doesn't exist.

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Date: 9/12/12 06:06 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreadfulpenny81.livejournal.com
I'm just gonna celebrate the holidays as I choose, say "Merry Christmas" to people I know are celebrating Christmas, "Happy Hanukkah" to those I know who are Jewish, and "Happy Holidays" to all the rest. If, however, someone wants to get into my face about how I choose to greet people or how I choose to celebrate the holidays, I'm just going to tell them to kiss my behind. Problem solved. Now who wants some egg nog?

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Date: 9/12/12 17:23 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geezer-also.livejournal.com
My sentiments exactly!!!!!

(I'll pass on the egg nog however :D)

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Date: 9/12/12 16:31 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muscadinegirl.livejournal.com
My response is to wear my Cthulhu hat and necklace and to watch A Very Scary Solstice videos on YouTube.
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Date: 9/12/12 18:41 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peristaltor.livejournal.com
My neighbor is a Lovecraft expert (author of several books on the man) and atheist, and lives right next door to the other neighbor with the holiday lights. I suggested last night that he make a C'thulu display of lights, maybe with a Santa hat.

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Date: 9/12/12 20:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimpala.livejournal.com
*shrugs* it's not so bad when you secretly celebrate it as Saturnalia anyways.

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Date: 9/12/12 21:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kayjayuu.livejournal.com
Image (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/12/09/Festivus-pole-added-to-nativity-scene/UPI-12241355079190/)

Right move, wrong initial motive.
Stevens said he had been trying to get the city to remove the Nativity scene for five years, and this year he decided to ask for space to express his own beliefs.

"It's just 23 beer cans stacked 8 feet high and conveniently located 6 feet from Baby Jesus," said Stevens.


Bring on the Festivus, but leave out the "conveniently located" bit. Why not try to be offensive to the Menorah as well -- could use the pole as the center candle.

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Date: 10/12/12 16:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com
Bring on the Festivus, but leave out the "conveniently located" bit. Why not try to be offensive to the Menorah as well -- could use the pole as the center candle.

My question is why the nativity scene is being so offensive to the festivus pole personal icon space. Look how close they are!

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Date: 10/12/12 18:43 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sophia-sadek.livejournal.com
Saturnalia was only one of a number of minor festivals associated with the Roman high holy days. Each day of the festivities was dedicated to a different deity. The 25th of December was the festival of Sol Invictus, the deity of the imperial orb. One of the reasons Saturnalia gets so much play is that it was the title of a very informative book by a guy named Macrobius (http://books.google.com/books?id=9XFfAAAAMAAJ&q=Saturnalia&dq=Saturnalia&hl=en&sa=X&ei=nyvGUK7uG8j0iQLX64HwAQ&ved=0CD8Q6AEwBg). He gives us some insight into the corruption of the festivities of his day. According to Macrobius, Saturn was deified for his work in introducing orchard technology into Italy from overseas. In Macrobius's day, people gave gifts of fruits and cakes in honor of the orchard god. This has since been modified with a single combined gift: the gift that keeps on giving (aka, the fruitcake).

The War on Christmas was invented by the Trickster (http://www.falconastrology.com/images/trickster.gif) as a way to allow religious fundamentalists to expose themselves as fools.

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Date: 12/12/12 00:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gunslnger.livejournal.com
1 & 2 are irrelevant to the issue, since it's the current practice that's being called "under attack".

The basic point is that some people want to change our culture and others don't.

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