Teach the Controversy!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that the liberal media is covering up the existence of one of the most terrible, carcinogenic substances on the planet. This thing is known to exist, it has the power to literally dissolve everything (I hear the damn dirty liberal chemists even call it the universal solvent), and it's the most common substance on Planet Earth! We must act quickly against this pernicious enabler of storms and acid rain, this dreadful force that all things devours, birds, mountains, trees, flours.

Click the thing in the spoiler link if you dare!



http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html



Join me, and together we can vanquish this terrible force out to destroy the human race and even the very rocks themselves. Why do you think the liberal media is not teaching the evil influence of dihydrogen monoxide? What terrible, fiendish, Communist plots are there in the refusal to teach the truth of this dreadful substance which it is rumored makes up the majority of all life on the planet? What have they got to hide?

I'll tell you what they're hiding! They're hiding that Obama and the Esoteric Order of Dagon are behind the existence of Dihydrogen Monoxide and these rumored things called rivers, oceans, and lakes!

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