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talkpoliticsO hai, you buncha secretly porn-watching prudes open-minded, open-hearted, pants-down dudes and dudettes! Did you seriously think a financial crisis is only full of bad news? Well, think again. See, my boss (we're the estates branch of the largest alcohol- and second largest tobacco-producer in the country) has one fave saying: "At times of crisis, the two products that thrive are drinks and cigarettes". Not so fast, Mister! May I be so bold to add: AND LOVE! Love too!
This just in: Hookers save broke Greek soccer team
These sexy guys will now proudly wear the colors of Madame Soula, owner of the Villa Erotica brothel in Larissa, Greece. Cuz they've run out of money, and they wanna keep floating over the surface. A couple of love houses in town have joined the big game, snatching the opportunity to make their case by making people happy... in more than one way. (Seeing your team scoring goals does tend to make you happy, no? What did you think I meant?)
Their case being?... Well, in a very conservative rural area, part of a society so devoted to the good old traditions of Orthodox Christian decency (they even have a bit of old Byzantium there!), businesses like Villa Erotica, albeit being completely legal as per the Greek law, tend to raise a few brows, as you might imagine. Which Mme Soula counters with the statement, "It's just some false prudishness. It's the utter hypocrisy of our society at play".
What matters is that the guys now have a solid financial backing (the love business is very much alive and well, and is obviously not going anywhere, even in the severest of crises - so suck it, Mister Boss!... oops...). So now they can keep scoring goals. Hell, their coach reported that they're now flying on the wings of inspiration around the playground, having this one more stimulus to keep putting the ball into the net and winning points. "We might think of offering some bonuses for the lads, like a free night at Villa Erotica in case of a win". Well, apparently that didn't inspire them enough to win their first game after the arrival of their new sponsor, but have no worries! Good things happen slowly. Especially in love and/or lovemaking! :-)
...Other local businesses are considering joining the trend and saving other minor regional teams as well - but those ain't that fascinating as Mme Soula's establishment. You know - pig farms, night-clubs, a quarry, and of course feta cheese dairy factories. Meh.
This just in: Hookers save broke Greek soccer team
These sexy guys will now proudly wear the colors of Madame Soula, owner of the Villa Erotica brothel in Larissa, Greece. Cuz they've run out of money, and they wanna keep floating over the surface. A couple of love houses in town have joined the big game, snatching the opportunity to make their case by making people happy... in more than one way. (Seeing your team scoring goals does tend to make you happy, no? What did you think I meant?)
Their case being?... Well, in a very conservative rural area, part of a society so devoted to the good old traditions of Orthodox Christian decency (they even have a bit of old Byzantium there!), businesses like Villa Erotica, albeit being completely legal as per the Greek law, tend to raise a few brows, as you might imagine. Which Mme Soula counters with the statement, "It's just some false prudishness. It's the utter hypocrisy of our society at play".
What matters is that the guys now have a solid financial backing (the love business is very much alive and well, and is obviously not going anywhere, even in the severest of crises - so suck it, Mister Boss!... oops...). So now they can keep scoring goals. Hell, their coach reported that they're now flying on the wings of inspiration around the playground, having this one more stimulus to keep putting the ball into the net and winning points. "We might think of offering some bonuses for the lads, like a free night at Villa Erotica in case of a win". Well, apparently that didn't inspire them enough to win their first game after the arrival of their new sponsor, but have no worries! Good things happen slowly. Especially in love and/or lovemaking! :-)
...Other local businesses are considering joining the trend and saving other minor regional teams as well - but those ain't that fascinating as Mme Soula's establishment. You know - pig farms, night-clubs, a quarry, and of course feta cheese dairy factories. Meh.
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Date: 19/10/12 16:51 (UTC)The game has never been so delicious... mournful... sexy... I mean... yeah.
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