It's again them! The Illuminati!

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

We're still about conspiracies, right? OK then, here's a conspiracy. Do bear with me.

It's no secret that the future of some of the most troubled economies in Europe (the PIGS countries) depends on the decisions that are going to be made by the big players in the Euro-zone: Germany, France, Benelux - but mostly Germany. Right?

Frau Merkel, the Bundeskanzler, is of the center-right coalition lead by the Christian-Democrats, Christlichdemokratischeuniondeutschlands (now try saying that 5 times fast). The other big ally within that coalition is the Christian Social Party (CSP). If any of these two suffers a major blow during some of the local (province) elections (because the German political system is designed in such a way that there are a number of province elections between the actual general elections), it would mean that the ruling coalition would be severely shaken, and the pendulum would have to swing back to the left, just like it's doing right now in Italy.

Now. Enter the Bavarian elections. Bavaria (Bayern), the stronghold of German conservatism. The region which is the staunchest supporter of Merkel and her policies. Bayern, the land of Bratwurst, beer, knee-long socks, feathered hats and ridiculously lush mustaches. Yep, that Bayern.

http://www.thenational.ae/news/worldwide/europe/bavarian-vote-may-signal-german-shift
It seemed like CSP was braced for a shake-down...

http://www.heraldscotland.com/blow-to-merkel-as-bavarian-ally-slumps-by-20-1.890730
And indeed, CSP imploded in Bavaria. The reason? Its supporters were growing increasingly disillusioned with Merkel's policy of consistent bail-outs to the PIGS countries. There were already many loud voices asking the question if they should be the only hard-working and fiscally responsible people carrying the rest of the EU on their back; voices refusing to continue to pay for the irresponsible behavior of other countries, moreover ones who don't seem to be "getting it", and continue with their unsustainable behavior.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/feedarticle/9885903
And here comes this natural consequence: Merkel's biggest ally in Bavaria has sharpened the stance on these bail-outs immediately after their disastrous result on the election. If they didn't do that, they'd continue losing even more supporters and they'd collapse completely. Or maybe that's already inevitable, no matter what policies Merkel decides to push through in the future.

Next time people try telling you that the world's destinies (especially its financial course!) are not getting decided in Bavaria (HELLO, BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI!?), tell them that the Greys from Andromeda told you they're a buncha deluded lunatics, and The Truth Is Out There! Also, tell them that David Icke was right! There are lizards in the royal court! O_O

Want proof!?



ReichsBundeskanzler Merkel consistently using the Illuminati hand signal or The Goddess Isis power signal, received many awards from Teh Sekkrit Elitez involved with the Bilderberg group! OMG!!!1

Remember that?

And how about that?

Oh noes, they're everywhere! The Mayans were right!


Ps. I promise that I'm not high on drugs. OK, maybe just a little red wine...

Comments

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Obviously we're all doomed.

Now if you may excuse me, I'm off to my cave where I've stockpiled industrial amounts of popcorn and porn. I'ma bury my face in the pillow and cry my eyes out for the rest of the evening if you don't mind, kthx.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

But of course. That's what someone from a country with total gun control would say! I say stand up and fight for what's right!

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

Popcorn+Porn.

[404.livejournal.com]

The pictures of Merkel should have been arranged into a color wheel.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Or maybe something like this (http://talk-politics.livejournal.com/15265.html)?

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

Obviously, Merkel is using the symbol for the female side according to Dan Brown's scriptures. She's the keeper of the Holy Grail!! I.e. the Jesus bloodline!

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Also, did you notice how her name is Angela? Nice try, Angela. But you're not gonna fool anyone!

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

ReichsBundeskanzler Merkel

Oh gee, we jus' go' Godwinn'd.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Das war ein wunderschönes... um, catch.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Sooo, practically the future of the Euro is to be decided by some Würstchen-munching, ale-gulping, FCBayern-supporting... mountain people?

In a nutshell: we're fucked.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Heeey, what do you have against Mayern München?

((whispers): They suck.)

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

That gesture is indeed very suggestive... And I didn't realise that she uses it so often.

Or we are just all perverts! :-)

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Eh, that last part goes without saying.

[paedraggaidin.livejournal.com]

Pffft. Illuminati. New World Order. Elders of Zion. They're all rank amateurs. We all know who is the real big, bad, thoroughly evil conspiracy dating back to ancient Babylon with its brimstone-stained fingers dipping into almost every government, its perverted secret webcams peering into every bedroom, its pointy-hatted princes looking down condescendingly on a world of pawns to be dominated in a giant game of cosmic chess....



JOIN US IN OUR CONFESSIONALS OF DOOM!

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Wait, I was told it was teh Juice... Now you got me confused.
Also, move out of there, quick! There's an ounce of antimatter in those dungeons!

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

Interesting how Bush, Obama and Hillary Clinton all made different versions of the \m/ signal. Are they members of different factions of the satanic cult? =)

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

There's only one lord and we're all his slaves.

[gunslnger.livejournal.com]

Obama and Clinton's look the same to me, so I'd say it's just that the Dems do it differently from the Reps.

[lai-choi-san.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Bush is like this :

(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/696/privatecategorysarkozys.jpg/)

(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/64/imagescafs16dd.jpg/)

and Obama and Hillary Clinton are like that :

(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/846/imagescafxqc2q.jpg/)

[kardashev.livejournal.com]

Actually, that would be her husband.

He works at CERN, ya know. All those subatomic particles he brings home in his beard. XD

[kardashev.livejournal.com]

Meh, this is about europe so I honestly don't give a fuck. :p

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

This ;)