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WASHINGTON, DC - Bennie Bernanke, the chairman of the Fed and a puppet/spokesperson for an all-powerful alliance of the Bilderbergers, the Rothschilds, the Illuminati and the lizardoid shapeshifting Greys, announced that they are all popping up champagne bottles and celebrating the amazing success of Facebook.
Forcenturies millennia this mysterious, clandestine conspiracy of one-worlders has been planning the NWO (headed by Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker) which would bring all nations and all peoples under the control of a single world government, a United States of Earth, secretly controlled by themselves through telepathy and trickling their directives down to the populace via hidden messages embedded in MTV videos. And the key to their success was the ability to catalog, track and control everyone on Earth - not just take a census, but create a single database categorizing and locating everyone! The Verichip is only part of the Endgame! You mark my words.
The Illuminati, who are fronted by the Fed Board and the World Bank and the Council of Warcraft Elders, knew they could not force the freedom-loving peoples of Earth to agree to such an intrusive database. Therefore, they hatched a plan to trick the people to personally and voluntarily sacrifice their freedom and privacy.
"The people would never agree to be catalogued, but we got this Zuckerberg kid to trick them into creating the database themselves," Bennie the Evilmaster laughed. "The idiots fell right into the trap! Now we have everyone who counts in one Database - their whereabouts, friends, preferences, everything!"
When Mr. Zuckerberg was asked about his connection to the Illuminati and NWO plan, he replied with a laugh, "It was so easy to fool the entire world into starting the NWO database that it makes me laugh! They call me a nerd. What a bunch of total suckers. And I got paid a fortune to do it!"
Meanwhile, President O'Bumma had glowing praise for Facebook: "Sure, it's exactly what we always needed to create the NWO! But the only way it could happen was to fool the people into accepting it."
When asked about his constituents without internet access, Mr. O'Bumma replied, "I've filed new legislation to close a 'loophole' in the Health Care Affordability Act, and I'm going to shove it down people's throats without them even noticing it. We've already enabled the IRS to fine citizens for not having health insurance; it's a small matter to fine them for not having an Internet Service Provider too. 'Universal coverage' is my total focus this year... Or was it jobs?"...
The world is holding its collective breath in wait of the coming Judgment day. The countdown to December 21st 2012 continues...
Your turn, crazy folk! Share your memes, macros, conspiracies and cooking recipes!
:-)
WASHINGTON, DC - Bennie Bernanke, the chairman of the Fed and a puppet/spokesperson for an all-powerful alliance of the Bilderbergers, the Rothschilds, the Illuminati and the lizardoid shapeshifting Greys, announced that they are all popping up champagne bottles and celebrating the amazing success of Facebook.
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The Illuminati, who are fronted by the Fed Board and the World Bank and the Council of Warcraft Elders, knew they could not force the freedom-loving peoples of Earth to agree to such an intrusive database. Therefore, they hatched a plan to trick the people to personally and voluntarily sacrifice their freedom and privacy.
"The people would never agree to be catalogued, but we got this Zuckerberg kid to trick them into creating the database themselves," Bennie the Evilmaster laughed. "The idiots fell right into the trap! Now we have everyone who counts in one Database - their whereabouts, friends, preferences, everything!"
When Mr. Zuckerberg was asked about his connection to the Illuminati and NWO plan, he replied with a laugh, "It was so easy to fool the entire world into starting the NWO database that it makes me laugh! They call me a nerd. What a bunch of total suckers. And I got paid a fortune to do it!"
Meanwhile, President O'Bumma had glowing praise for Facebook: "Sure, it's exactly what we always needed to create the NWO! But the only way it could happen was to fool the people into accepting it."
When asked about his constituents without internet access, Mr. O'Bumma replied, "I've filed new legislation to close a 'loophole' in the Health Care Affordability Act, and I'm going to shove it down people's throats without them even noticing it. We've already enabled the IRS to fine citizens for not having health insurance; it's a small matter to fine them for not having an Internet Service Provider too. 'Universal coverage' is my total focus this year... Or was it jobs?"...
The world is holding its collective breath in wait of the coming Judgment day. The countdown to December 21st 2012 continues...
Your turn, crazy folk! Share your memes, macros, conspiracies and cooking recipes!
:-)
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Date: 21/1/11 12:25 (UTC)Along with the 140 character limit that means posting anything to fb is guaranteed to be short & meaningless.
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Date: 21/1/11 13:02 (UTC)The leader is the Khorne-type, Mainyu. He's both the Christian Devil and the Zoroastrian Evil Overlord Angra Mainyu. But in terms of the Omniverse he's the latest in a cycle of cosmic Big Bads and a Demon who went from regular Demon to full-fledged Antigod. He's also the Blood God if the Blood God were Lawful Evil/Sauron-esque loving war, slaughter, and death. He also parallels the Red Horseman of the Apocalypse.
The second-in-command is Ravana, who is a Lawful Evil Slaanessh-type, with more squick than his canon-counterpart because he's a literal incarnation of Desire and all that is evil with it. But in the organized, lawful sense that means unlike Slaanessh he not only rips souls out through genitals when having sex but has organized it so he'd take every single partner his targets have ever had with him.
Tzeentech's role is filled by the *Iranian* Asura Indra, who's an ultra-competent master of many, many gambits and the smartest of the Brothers Grim. He's also the most seldom seen of the four because when he does show up, it's primarily to reveal how everything that's come to pass has fit everything he's planned, with his favorites the Kansas City Shuffle, Xanatos Speed Chess, and the Massive Multi-Player Scam.
For Papa Nurgle I decided on Vritra, who like his Chaos God counterpart is the most fuzzy-wuzzy of the four...but still a Plague Lord whose idea of love is very much the "please stop helping" sort. And of course when Papa Vritra gives you the Plague you *really* enjoy the plague and Papa Vritra's gifts......
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Date: 21/1/11 13:41 (UTC)Re: if only they all looked like you ddstory
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Date: 21/1/11 16:42 (UTC)And I just wait for the day when WikiLeaks finally proves that Facebook is just a giant project in social engineering perpetrated by those evil geniuses, those criminal masterminds, the Cuban government, meant to rot the great collective mind of America so that Che Guevara (who didn't really die...that was some random dude in his coffin. Che's actually an immortal vampire hiding out in Hugo Chavez's crack mansion/pimp fortress) can knock us over with one push come 2012.
First it was reality TV, then American Idol, then Facebook...soon the Dildozer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIY4PRIp4s) will be coming for you. Mark my words.
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Date: 21/1/11 17:15 (UTC)http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20028920-504083.html
Police pick up drunken owl, cat called to jury duty
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Date: 21/1/11 18:23 (UTC)Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who
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Date: 21/1/11 18:50 (UTC)In the spirit of calls for Democrats and Republicans to mingle during the State of the Union address on Tuesday -- which poster from the other side of the political spectrum as yourself would you be willing to seat yourself next to during the State of the Union?
My answers:
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Date: 21/1/11 20:32 (UTC)Oh, who am I kidding?
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