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[malasadas.livejournal.com]

So, I was listening to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me this weekend, and they had an interesting tidbit:

Apparently, there is some buzz about NASA considering a manned Mars mission -- as a one-way trip. Up to four astronauts would be sent to Mars as the first step in establishing permanent human settlements on the planet -- and they'd never return.

I immediately thought of which 4 people on planet Earth, I'd most like to see spend the rest of their lives on Mars....My top 4 picks:

1) Regis Philbin
2) Kelly Ripa
3) Mel Gibson
4) 3 way tie: Charlie Sheen/LadyGaga/Ke$ha

So for pure fun -- who are your top picks to go to Mars....and never come back?

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[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

Great Monday post!!!

(1st pick non-negotiable) Nadya Suleman - Octomom (we got to populate the planet!)
(2nd pick) Leonardo Dicaprio/Macaulay Culkin (I'm actually pretty certain this is the same person. That's just how good of an actor they/him/it is! but I pick them because of their alien like qualities. I feel they will survive and the strangeness of the Nadya-Macaulay Dicaprio children will survive the harsness of Mars)
(3rd pick)Maira Carey Jennifer Lopez (again fairly sure this is the same person and their standards for matting requirements are low. I think their survivability on a harsh planet is good.)
(4th)Brian Austin Green - FUCK THIS LUCKY BASTARD SEND HIM TO MARS!!!

Any man who has slept with Tori Spelling, Tiffani Amber, Vanessa Marcil, Megan Fox deserves to be sent off-planet and give some other men a chance!