A truce.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

I propose that we convene a meeting to ratify a truce. Peace is expensive, and you have to give something to get something. In the interest of national unity and bipartisanship, I propose the following resolution:

WHEREAS, the Liberal Delegation, interested in the pursuit of peace and justice and WHEREAS, the Conservative Delegation, interested in truth and justice, DO HEREBY SWEAR TO THE FOLLOWING: 1)All criticism of Israel is hereby admitted as cover for anti-Semitism AND 2)All criticism of Barack Obama, AA, rap, drugs and low-pants is hereby admitted as cover for general racism of the American sort, mostly against African-Americans. RESOLVED, this day, whatever it is, SIGNED, by whomever.

Comments

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

Jew or not-a-Jew, that is the question. Half-Jew? Doesn't exist.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

It's not just a religion, genius. It's a culture and a heritage. I know Jews who are atheists.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

Sure, and they're not half-Jew atheists.

[mijan.livejournal.com]

Since I have to spell it out, it means that one of my parents was Jewish, one wasn't. I was raised in a mixed-culture household, and I grew up with BOTH. Which is probably why I'm an agnostic Unitarian Universalist now. :p

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

So you're probably Jewish.

[pastorlenny.livejournal.com]

:)