A truce.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

I propose that we convene a meeting to ratify a truce. Peace is expensive, and you have to give something to get something. In the interest of national unity and bipartisanship, I propose the following resolution:

WHEREAS, the Liberal Delegation, interested in the pursuit of peace and justice and WHEREAS, the Conservative Delegation, interested in truth and justice, DO HEREBY SWEAR TO THE FOLLOWING: 1)All criticism of Israel is hereby admitted as cover for anti-Semitism AND 2)All criticism of Barack Obama, AA, rap, drugs and low-pants is hereby admitted as cover for general racism of the American sort, mostly against African-Americans. RESOLVED, this day, whatever it is, SIGNED, by whomever.

Comments

[gunslnger.livejournal.com]

I don't see how that's a compromise in any way. That's just having conservatives sign on to what liberals have always claimed.

[sailor-moonbeam.livejournal.com]

i think that's the point....

[gunslnger.livejournal.com]

With meus [lately], it's hard to know what the point is.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

Liberals have always claimed that criticizing Israel is anti-Semitism? Hm. Interesting.

[gunslnger.livejournal.com]

Well, it ain't conservatives saying that.