A truce.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

I propose that we convene a meeting to ratify a truce. Peace is expensive, and you have to give something to get something. In the interest of national unity and bipartisanship, I propose the following resolution:

WHEREAS, the Liberal Delegation, interested in the pursuit of peace and justice and WHEREAS, the Conservative Delegation, interested in truth and justice, DO HEREBY SWEAR TO THE FOLLOWING: 1)All criticism of Israel is hereby admitted as cover for anti-Semitism AND 2)All criticism of Barack Obama, AA, rap, drugs and low-pants is hereby admitted as cover for general racism of the American sort, mostly against African-Americans. RESOLVED, this day, whatever it is, SIGNED, by whomever.

Comments

[sailor-moonbeam.livejournal.com]

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

First time my friend saw Super Troopers, it was on DVD and during the first scene someone accidentally hit the remote, so he watched "littering and....littering and...." twice and was very confused as to why they would do that.

you wanna do the repeater?

Foster: Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.
Mac: That's true.

[sailor-moonbeam.livejournal.com]

the schnozberries taste like schnozberries!