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talkpoliticsWinston Winthrope the 3rd was handed his mail by his slave butler. In his pile of mail he had a wedding invitation. How nice, he thought.
You are hereby invited to the wedding of Corporation X to The Almighty Dollar on April 20th, 2010
The ceremony shall be performed by the re-animated corpse of Benjamin Franklin, musical performance by P.Diddy (first dance song that will be played is: "It's all about the Benjamins" followed by "mo money, mo problems") Other notable guests include elected officials from your area and a host of corporations hoping to join the Harem of corporations that The Almighty Dollar has thus far wed
"Do you, Corporation X, solemnly swear to take every action conceivable to make money, until bankruptcy or govt takeover?"
"I do"
"And do you, Almighty Dollar, solemnly swear to never be enough, to cause trouble wherever you go, and to secretly be an ally of Micheal Moore?"
"yeah sure, whatever, where's my beer?"
I now pronounce you a soul-less company whose never ending search for profits will never, EVER harm the poor or under-privileged.
May Ferengi spirits smile upon you.
Awoman.
[hey, it aint funny to 90% of y'all, but so what, I'm writing for the other 10%, don't like it? don't read it]
You are hereby invited to the wedding of Corporation X to The Almighty Dollar on April 20th, 2010
The ceremony shall be performed by the re-animated corpse of Benjamin Franklin, musical performance by P.Diddy (first dance song that will be played is: "It's all about the Benjamins" followed by "mo money, mo problems") Other notable guests include elected officials from your area and a host of corporations hoping to join the Harem of corporations that The Almighty Dollar has thus far wed
"Do you, Corporation X, solemnly swear to take every action conceivable to make money, until bankruptcy or govt takeover?"
"I do"
"And do you, Almighty Dollar, solemnly swear to never be enough, to cause trouble wherever you go, and to secretly be an ally of Micheal Moore?"
"yeah sure, whatever, where's my beer?"
I now pronounce you a soul-less company whose never ending search for profits will never, EVER harm the poor or under-privileged.
May Ferengi spirits smile upon you.
Awoman.
[hey, it aint funny to 90% of y'all, but so what, I'm writing for the other 10%, don't like it? don't read it]
Other musical performances
Date: 24/6/10 21:07 (UTC)God money, I'll do anything for you
God money, just tell me what you want me to
God money, nail me up against the wall
God money, don't want everything he wants it all
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take that away from me
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take that away from me
Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
God money's not looking for the cure
God money's not concerned about the sick among the pure
God money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
God money's not one to choose
Re: Other musical performances
Date: 24/6/10 21:12 (UTC)Wanna Be A Balla Lyrics - Lil' Troy
BILLIONAIRE LYRICS - TRAVIE MCCOY
Need Some Money Lyrics - John Lee Hooker
Re: Other musical performances
Date: 24/6/10 21:15 (UTC)Re: Other musical performances
Date: 25/6/10 13:38 (UTC)Re: Other musical performances
Date: 24/6/10 21:20 (UTC)Re: Other musical performances
Date: 24/6/10 22:08 (UTC)Re: Other musical performances
Date: 25/6/10 04:21 (UTC)iirc, a Baptist [not sure on this part] traded the word "fuck" for "love" and made it into a love song [sure about this last part]
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Date: 25/6/10 05:01 (UTC)He who can laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
I might have taken it to heart.
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Date: 24/6/10 21:59 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 25/6/10 04:28 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 25/6/10 12:32 (UTC)What's...
Date: 26/6/10 23:41 (UTC)Re: What's...
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Date: 25/6/10 05:00 (UTC)The "awoman" was more of a nod to the Discordians than anything; I like catma over dogma
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Date: 25/6/10 05:12 (UTC)I got what you were doing with "awoman." Still clanged. Sorry.
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Date: 25/6/10 05:15 (UTC)Although, it would be nice to have internet macros about me.
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Date: 26/6/10 20:53 (UTC)Given the lack of re-action from the mods, I assumed it was an acceptable phrase.
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Date: 26/6/10 21:14 (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 25/6/10 00:51 (UTC)Note to self: start reading from the bottom and work my way up...
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Date: 25/6/10 16:16 (UTC)Because this is actually funny, and superficially related to the OP...
Date: 25/6/10 17:54 (UTC)Re: Because this is actually funny, and superficially related to the OP...
Date: 25/6/10 18:11 (UTC)When I go to karoake sometimes I sing white and nerdy. He's a funny man.
Re: Because this is actually funny, and superficially related to the OP...
Date: 25/6/10 21:10 (UTC)As Devo said upon hearing "Dare to be Stupid", "He out Devo'd, Devo". And he's repeated that quality with other bands' names inserted in that sentence.
Some of his non-parody work is some of his best, in my opinion.
I'm waiting for the perfect steve-o post to pop a link to "Albuquerque" just because a rambling "Aw Hells Yeah!" post deserves a reply that's equally rambling, but at least funny.
Re: Because this is actually funny, and superficially related to the OP...
Date: 25/6/10 21:52 (UTC)But yes, he is brilliant.