[identity profile] meus-ovatio.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] talkpolitics
I look around me and all I see are stupid people. Everyone is so dumb. I am just overwhelmed. The melancholy is unbearable. Those people over there, they are stupid. These people over here, they are stupid. You, you are stupid. My family is stupid. My neighbors are stupid. What am I supposed to do? I can't make everyone smart! I can only do my part!

Man, I wish people would just think. And read newspapers! But not the stupid newspapers. There is no hope for them. Sigh. This is just too much. All these stupid people doing stupid things, and here I am able to do little else other than point it out.

Oh what terrible chains of bondage that wrap my soul! Why God?! Why?! What kind of world have you put me in? Why do you torture me so? There were these people of Facebook and they were having a stupid conversation. On Facebook. That is so stupid I can't express it properly.

And then there were these idiots on NYTimes.com. Christ, they really were stupid.

What are we going to do about all the stupid people?

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Date: 9/4/10 03:26 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
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Huckasquirrel says 'Be the ball'.

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Date: 9/4/10 03:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thies.livejournal.com
gaschambers

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Date: 9/4/10 04:03 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] root-fu.livejournal.com
I could never in a billion, million, years imagine stupidity occurring on this earth... Hm.

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Date: 9/4/10 07:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] htpcl.livejournal.com
Because you must be stupid too :D

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Date: 9/4/10 09:45 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] root-fu.livejournal.com
There is no 'stupid'.

There are only 'people'.

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Date: 9/4/10 11:13 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] htpcl.livejournal.com
Win. ^__^
From: [identity profile] ineedsleepy.livejournal.com
just out of curiosity are you surrounded by mirrors? but seriously taking advantage of the stupid for a profit is the way to go :) . at least that what the smarties do with me :(

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Date: 9/4/10 04:25 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gifa.livejournal.com
I LOL'd.

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Date: 9/4/10 05:58 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Have you stopped to consider the cost of your post? Like some Lovecraftian invocation, no sooner did you finish repeating the fiery words of Mene Mene Tekel Stupido than Pornstache himself came lurching from subterranean Ohio to plague us with his Aura of Protection From Rational Thought 15' radius.

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Date: 9/4/10 06:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gunslnger.livejournal.com
If you were smart, you'd kill yourself.

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Date: 9/4/10 07:25 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
Dunno? Shoot'em into space and populate other planets?

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Date: 9/4/10 11:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dukexmachismo.livejournal.com
Wasn't that how the Earth was populated in the first place?

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Date: 9/4/10 15:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahnmut.livejournal.com
Exactly.

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Date: 9/4/10 11:36 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dukexmachismo.livejournal.com
You must learn to embrace the stupid! Eventual triumph of worldwide stupidity is being historical inevitability.

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Date: 9/4/10 14:24 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eracerhead.livejournal.com
We all have our crosses to bear. Mine is that there are so many smart people around, and they are really annoying. I mean, they really think they are better than me just because I dropped out of grade school. Elitist Snobs who want to take away our guns and our God! Me must elect Palin because at least she makes sense!

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Date: 10/4/10 18:02 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
Don't forget to write her name on your hand so you remember to vote for her.

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Date: 9/4/10 14:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] policraticus.livejournal.com
Ask not for whom the bell tolls.

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Date: 9/4/10 14:53 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surferelf.livejournal.com
SSRs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_serotonin_reuptake_inhibitor) are your friend.

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Date: 9/4/10 20:18 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christinablue.livejournal.com
I'm sure there are people thinking the same about you. You can hardly call someone stupid because of a difference of opinion. If they are indeed truly stupid, than support local education and take action instead of bitching about it like an emo kid.

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Date: 10/4/10 07:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pmax3.livejournal.com
We should open parody forums dedicated to making fun of stupidity in crucial pages. Lamebook comes to mind. Most productive use of intellect.

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Date: 10/4/10 07:23 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pmax3.livejournal.com
Oops, I meant "places". You may make note of this slip for linking to in possible future battles.

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Date: 11/4/10 03:34 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ofbg.livejournal.com
Give Obama chance. Sooner or later, he will tax stupidity.