Friday offtopic. While we're about human enhancements...

[asthfghl]

Really? Because... over the top of my head...

▪individual pain off switches
▪catch-stiffening bones & joints
▪advanced brain tissues & nerves
▪resilin super-elasticity
▪advanced muscles
▪smartphone-in-brain
▪magnetic sense
▪electric sense & defence
▪radio sense
▪microwave, t-wave etc senses
▪insect proximity & defence
▪radar, sonar : active and passive
▪wide range vision colours
▪advanced smell/taste senses
▪advanced hearing
▪advanced voicebox/loudspeaker
▪bird rete mirabilis lungs
▪superfocus liquid crystal eye lens
▪two-level irises vertical/horizontal
▪nictitating membranes
▪separable eye movement
▪cold/heat proof & thermosynthesis
▪ischæmia safe : no apoptosis
▪cell-to-cell respiration
▪full sense scene visualisation
▪advanced genitalia/catch-stiffen
▪prehensile penis
▪prehensite tongue
▪prehensile fecipositor
▪prehensile tail
▪prehensile display wings
▪prehensile shoulder tentacles
▪full prehensile skin
▪squid skin chromatophores
▪radiation proof & radiosynthesis
▪UV proof & UV photosynthesis
▪can digest methane, petrol, etc
▪can digest cellulose
▪can digest most plastics
▪can digest all proteins
▪can handle cyanide, monoxide, etc
▪virus detect → DRACO production
▪enhanced mucosal immunity IgA4
▪anti-bacterial
▪anti-fungal
▪anti-amoebal
▪anti-worm
▪anti-insect
▪anti-tick
▪anti-mite
▪anti-virus
▪cancer autoimmune
▪full injury regrowth
▪gender switches
▪beard etc switches
▪full vitamin & protein synthesis
▪virtual atoms
▪bird gelatin faecal sacs
▪urine routing switches
▪switch/catch-stiffening wings
▪excelsior chromosome
▪autoimmune vs clot, stones, plaque
▪weight control
▪lifelong fertility; no menopause
▪fertility off switch
▪croc antibiotic blood
▪croc oxygen-handling blood
▪mole-rat fructose respiration
▪croc selective circulation
▪croc hyperacidic digestion
▪croc reflective eyes
▪vulture & ossifrage digestion
▪selective sweat to exhalation
▪selective wing heat radiators
▪selective perfume
▪tardigrade dna protection
▪embryo fibronectin scarless healing
▪bird/dino micro neuro

Shall I go on?

Comments

[abomvubuso]

1. Slot for SD card memory (contacts, passwords, tax id, languages, all other skills)
2. Additional KI CPU
3. Upgrade to quantum processor when available
4. Cloud backup
5. Several moral, ethics, empathy enhancements

[nairiporter]

I love the list! Though if there's a cell phone in my brain, I have to be able to mute or snooze the ringer! Imagine spam calls 24/7.

[mahnmut]

Disable greed.

[kiaa]

1. Voluntary menstrual cycle for females
2. Different holes for breathing and eating
3. Stronger lower back, more flexible spine
4. Genitals and anus further apart
5. More ribs
6. Better designed, wetter nose
7. Retina in front of nerves
8. Ball joint knees
9. Protected testicles for males
10. Regenerating teeth, preferably more than 32
11. Moveable, directional ears
12. Fewer toes
13. No nipples for males
14. VitC synthesis
15. No side stitch
16. Regenerating fingers, arms, feet
17. At least 20 mins without breathing

[airiefairie]

Ehm... Humans do glow in the dark, by the way.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2009/jul/17/human-bioluminescence

[ex_flameandsong751]

I can get behind this. Being bioluminescent and having a tail would be fun.

[mikeyxw]

Can we either fix our shoulder design or move that spot in our back that is always itchy that we can't reach because of said shoulder design?

Making seamen taste like chocolate would make a lot of other problems just go away.

Oh, some folks have run out of space for tattoos, something like a billboard attachment would be good to add some extra square footage.

[johnny9fingers]

Tattooed butterfly wings for all.

A new rallying cry.