Fiday lulz. Winnie the Pooh's gang used drugs!

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Here are 7 facts proving that Pooh's gang regularly used a whole cocktail of drugs...

1. Eeyore the donkey doesn't care about a thing, his reactions are lagged, and he demonstrates a total lack of motivation: MARIJUANA.

2. Piglet is afraid of everyone, and has a chasing mania: MUSHROOMS.

3. Rabbit pokes his nose everywhere, and is always in need of something: COCAINE.

4. Tigger can't stay still, he freaks out, jumps, runs, screams, and never tires: EXTASY.

5. Christopher Robin can talk to animals: HALLUCINOGENS.

6. Winnie the Pooh loves sweet stuff, and has a limitless imagination: LSD.

7. Owl always runs to the aid for everyone with a problem: DEALER.

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Poor Eeyore suffered from depression.

"Eeyore exhibits five symptoms of a major depressive episode, and has also experienced these for several years, therefore meeting full criteria. Criteria met include depressed mood most of the day, markedly diminished interest or pleasure in activities, fatigue or loss of energy nearly every day, feelings of worthlessness, and diminished ability to think or concentrate were indicated. Overall, Eeyore exhibits severe clinical major depression without psychotic features."


https://courses.lumenlearning.com/abnormalpsychology/chapter/major-depressive-disorder/