the best night of your existence

[oportet]

It's that time again. The field has been narrowed down to....more than it started with? Doesn't matter. Only ten make the cut tonight. Who are they? Many people are asking that question. Tremendous people. The best people. Be best. Here we go?

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[oportet]

I'm late - caught the first 10 on radio. Warren and Klobes got the 'how bad is Trump question?'? - teachers pets...

[oportet]

Kamala bringing the heat to the russian agent

[oportet]

I have a story concerning this comment. I will share. Later. If I dont then this comment is a clue

[oportet]

new rule - you can't respond if referenced. you must show your emotions though facial expression and hand gestures only.

[mahnmut]

Can they use captions? Maybe hold a note with a few words, like Willie E Coyote? Something like, "HALP!" Before bursting to flames (figuratively speaking of course; some folks' campaigns have started smoldering long ago). Or maybe having a 1 ton anvil with a note "Acme" smashing them on the head. Anything that would make this sleeper of a show look more lively.

[oportet]

holy shit tom steyer is still here. why is tom steyer still here

[oportet]

Best jawline in the field hands down

[mahnmut]

And why the hell is Butt-A-Gig leading the polls in Iowa? What's going on?

[oportet]

I'd say he's the best talker in the field.

Pete can ramble.

Trump and Obama - pretty good ramblers. Hillary, and around 80% of this field - rigid, every word seems to be filtered through 3 advisors, 5 focus groups, and 7 lords a leaping. We'd get more honest and original moments, but they just didn't test well.

[oportet]

If pete gets the nod that means we have to listen to trump's weird pronunciation/annunciation lesson for another year

[asthfghl]

The potential for Trump jabs is limitless. Anything for the LULz!

[oportet]

If they dont ask pete about his Kenyans then you have your answer as to who the chosen one is

[oportet]

are joes eyes black or do i need to adjust my tv?

[oportet]

im picturing the other candidates debating in a room with cardboard cut outs of an audience and cameras

[fridi]

Sure.

"I did not have sexual relationships with that woman".

Oh wait.

[oportet]

i wonder - in the history of debates - has anyone ever answered the question they were asked?

[oportet]

is 'the russians!' going to be a big thing again. at least wait and make sure you lose first.

[asthfghl]

I chortled and spat my coffee, damn you.

Also, DailyQuote.

[oportet]

listen dems - if you don't think joe is the right one, if you can't see yourself spending forever with him - you're going to have to be the one that ends it.

[asthfghl]

So who "won" the debate? (Isn't this the title they give to the one who could string five sentences together?)

[oportet]

I would give the edge to boot edge edge. I fell asleep and missed the last 30 minutes so if any gains were made then I missed them. I did catch the whole room laughing at joe...kinda couldn't help but feel bad for the guy. Not sure if pity points translate into actual points though.

[mikeyxw]

Wining the debate isn't really important, winning the highlight reel is what's important. One of those guys nobody knows about apparently won this. Biden made an appearance in the highlights, which is never a good thing for him, so I'd say he lost.

[asthfghl]

Some guys get better results from getting into the spotlight (for whatever reason) than others, apparently.

[abomvubuso]

I can almost hear Trump tweet:
"These are the best opponents. Very great. Best opponents ever. Lightweights that I'll mop the floor with. Ha ha HA!"