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talkpoliticsLast year it looked like someone puked on Narnia....this year looks like a tribute to Putin and Russia...
"In this minute-long Christmas-decor trailer the White House released Monday morning, you can see Melania walk through a forest of blood red trees, show off a bowl of artichokes, gaze at a confusing wreath made of "Be Best" pencils and trim the tree with a "Be Best" ornament."
Melania's White House Christmas decorations are up, and there are blood red trees
They seem to have scaled back the "hell on Earth" vibes from last year, but there's still a great deal to question.
Looks a little satanic to me!
All they need is white Handmaid bonnets for the tops....
Praise be!
Didn't realize they saved Khashoggi's blood for decorating purposes?
Oh, and here is another Melania decor choice: an angry butthole of Be Best pencils rejected by children then made into... this thing. Side effects of Be Best may include: inflamed anus, lack of empathy, pathological liar syndrome and a general distain for human life.
Decorator: Okay, so we want to avoid looking like the entrance to the White Witch's Narnian castle like we did last year.
Melania: What about red?
Decorator: Sure, red ornaments are cheerful!
Melania: No. The trees. Red.
Decorator: ....
Melania: Like the blood of my enemies.
"In this minute-long Christmas-decor trailer the White House released Monday morning, you can see Melania walk through a forest of blood red trees, show off a bowl of artichokes, gaze at a confusing wreath made of "Be Best" pencils and trim the tree with a "Be Best" ornament."
Melania's White House Christmas decorations are up, and there are blood red trees
They seem to have scaled back the "hell on Earth" vibes from last year, but there's still a great deal to question.
Looks a little satanic to me!
All they need is white Handmaid bonnets for the tops....
Praise be!
Didn't realize they saved Khashoggi's blood for decorating purposes?
Oh, and here is another Melania decor choice: an angry butthole of Be Best pencils rejected by children then made into... this thing. Side effects of Be Best may include: inflamed anus, lack of empathy, pathological liar syndrome and a general distain for human life.
Decorator: Okay, so we want to avoid looking like the entrance to the White Witch's Narnian castle like we did last year.
Melania: What about red?
Decorator: Sure, red ornaments are cheerful!
Melania: No. The trees. Red.
Decorator: ....
Melania: Like the blood of my enemies.
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Date: 30/11/18 14:10 (UTC)