4/1/24

asthfghl: (Аз съм гЕнЕрал а вие сте кофти маТРИал.)
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New year, new luck, yo! And of course, again for the purposes of the DailyQuotes list, here's the list of funny/silly/thoughtful/whatev's quotes for 2024. As usual, a line has a chance of finding its place here if it inspires others to either have a giggle, or go into deep contemplation (keep hoping, lol). A link to this list will also be displayed on the community sidebar.

"The US and Israel both conducted airstrikes in Syria last night - could be a coincidence, or it could just be that time, regime change time! - in which case we'll be assured these rebels are lifelong friends of ours."
(oportet)

"Trumpon - The name given to a tampon that has to be removed from a female by a gynecologist because it was pushed to far in to be removed normally after having not been removed before engaging in sexual intercourse and as a result getting pushed too far in to the vaginal cavity to be retrieved without professional assistance."
(paserbyp)

"Aww look at Luxembourg tucked in there… I wonder if that low average is because the country is so small that all the trains are either slowing down to arrive, or speeding up to depart."
(garote)

"It just crossed my mind: what if Karl Marx came back today? He may just take one look at the dreamers and endorse capitalism!"
(fridi)

If there's one thing we've learned about those guys at the GOP after the first Trump era (because there's likely to be a second one) is, they can say just about anything they like, no matter how outrageous it is, and still get away with barely a scratch on their political reputation or their electorial standing.
(mahnmut)

Either way this is a tough line for Joe to walk - sending piles of weapons to Israel but condemning the use of them just enough to keep the Team Palestine block content.
(oportet)

I look forward to the second Trumpocalipse.
(luzribeiro)

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