Fiday lulz. Winnie the Pooh's gang used drugs!

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Here are 7 facts proving that Pooh's gang regularly used a whole cocktail of drugs...

1. Eeyore the donkey doesn't care about a thing, his reactions are lagged, and he demonstrates a total lack of motivation: MARIJUANA.

2. Piglet is afraid of everyone, and has a chasing mania: MUSHROOMS.

3. Rabbit pokes his nose everywhere, and is always in need of something: COCAINE.

4. Tigger can't stay still, he freaks out, jumps, runs, screams, and never tires: EXTASY.

5. Christopher Robin can talk to animals: HALLUCINOGENS.

6. Winnie the Pooh loves sweet stuff, and has a limitless imagination: LSD.

7. Owl always runs to the aid for everyone with a problem: DEALER.