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mahnmut.livejournal.comFor shame, America! You've been beaten to it yet again! Britain has appointed a professional asshole at a high-ranking government position long before you've had the chance to elect your future asshole president! That's what happens when you protract your election for 2+ years!
New British PM Theresa May has chosen her Foreign Secretary. And it's going to be... wait for it... BORIS JOHNSON!
That's the guy who called the Congoans "piccaninnies", and said, "No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down". It's the same guy who said the Tories had become used to "Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing". The one who said of Hillary Clinton she's got "dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital". The one who said the only reason he wouldn't visit some parts of NY was "the real risk of meeting Donald Trump" (oooh this is gunna be a beautiful relationship!) He's also the one who compared Putin to "Dobby the House Elf" from Harry Potter. The one who said Obama had removed Churchill's bust from the Oval Office as "a symbol of the part-Kenyan President’s ancestral dislike of the British empire". And of course, the one who won the Offend Erdogan Poetry Contest by rhyming Ankara with "wankerer". Yeah, that Boris Johnson.
AWESOME!!!
May the lulz begin. (Rubs hands with evil grin)...
( America should learn from Britain, no doubt )
New British PM Theresa May has chosen her Foreign Secretary. And it's going to be... wait for it... BORIS JOHNSON!
That's the guy who called the Congoans "piccaninnies", and said, "No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down". It's the same guy who said the Tories had become used to "Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing". The one who said of Hillary Clinton she's got "dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital". The one who said the only reason he wouldn't visit some parts of NY was "the real risk of meeting Donald Trump" (oooh this is gunna be a beautiful relationship!) He's also the one who compared Putin to "Dobby the House Elf" from Harry Potter. The one who said Obama had removed Churchill's bust from the Oval Office as "a symbol of the part-Kenyan President’s ancestral dislike of the British empire". And of course, the one who won the Offend Erdogan Poetry Contest by rhyming Ankara with "wankerer". Yeah, that Boris Johnson.
AWESOME!!!
May the lulz begin. (Rubs hands with evil grin)...
( America should learn from Britain, no doubt )
