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[oportet.livejournal.com]

I'm sure plenty of you are putting together a post concerning the DNC email leaks - I guess I just lucked up and got it sent in first! (right...?)



Bumping this for comms approval please

On Wed, May 18, 2016 at 7:09 AM -0700, "Freundlich, Christina" <freundlichc@dnc.org<mailto:freundlichc@dnc.org>> wrote:

Mark and Luis – digital created a fake craigslist jobs post for women who want to apply to jobs one of Trump’s organizations. This will be a microsite and we still need to send it to Perkins. Since we will be pitching this, need your approval please.

Thanks

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Multiple Positions (NYC area)

Seeking staff members for multiple positions in a large, New York-based corporation known for its real estate investments, fake universities, steaks, and wine. The boss has very strict standards for female employees, ranging from the women who take lunch orders (must be hot) to the women who oversee multi-million dollar construction projects (must maintain hotness demonstrated at time of hiring).

Title: Honey Bunch (that’s what the boss will call you)

Job requirements:

* No gaining weight on the job (we’ll take some “before” pictures when you start to use later as evidence)
* Must be open to public humiliation and open-press workouts if you do gain weight on the job
* A willingness to evaluate other women’s hotness for the boss’ satisfaction is a plus
* Should be proficient in lying about age if the boss thinks you’re too old
Working mothers not preferred (the boss finds pumping breast milk disgusting, and worries they’re too focused on their children).

About us:

We’re proud to maintain a “fun” and “friendly work environment, where the boss is always available to meet with his employees. Like it or not, he may greet you with a kiss on the lips or grope you under the meeting table.

Interested applicants should send resume, cover letter, and headshot to jobs@trump.com<mailto:jobs@trump.com>

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Interesting - since Trump is extremely sexist - wouldn't it be a waste of time to make things up to make him seem more sexist?

Ok, maybe that isn't interesting enough, or it is - but Trumps an asshole - a little Racist! Sexist! Hitler! never hurt anyone, or cheapened the words, right?

On top of that, this story is a little too anti-anti-Trump - definitely not cool in internet land, so here's a little somethin' for the Bernie supporters out there;

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From:MARSHALL@dnc.org
To: MirandaL@dnc.org, PaustenbachM@dnc.org, DaceyA@dnc.org
Date: 2016-05-05 03:31
Subject: No shit
It might may no difference, but for KY and WVA can we get someone to ask his belief. Does he believe in a God. He had skated on saying he has a Jewish heritage. I think I read he is an atheist. This could make several points difference with my peeps. My Southern Baptist peeps would draw a big difference between a Jew and an atheist.

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They (the DNC) aren't supposed to favor a candidate. Of course they did this time - but with this crazy email hacking world we're livin' in, they should have been a little more careful.


So, what happens next?

Nothing, of course. Trump and Bernie had it comin'. The ends justifies the means. The DNC is with her! - but we knew that already.

Comments

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Use Bernie's religious beliefs against him? Bastards.

[dexeron.livejournal.com]

It should be noted, however, that they did not do that.

[dreamville-bg.livejournal.com]

So, both parties had a major rogue candidate in their ranks, and both conspired to stop those rogue candidates in their tracks - and it worked. Politics turns out to be a dirty job done by villainous scoundrels? What a surprise.

But now we know. Thanks, Internet!

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

That's some nice exemplary banana democracy that you guys have got there.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

It's a republic, dear. It's even better than direct democracy. ;)

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean oligarchy? Sure, I've heard awesome things about it.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

It's the future of humankind. So get used to it.

[dexeron.livejournal.com]

Our Democracy seems to be running just fine, thank you. Do you see evidence that leaders in the Democratic party at any point undermined the vote of the people in the party? Is there evidence that votes were miscounted or numbers were fudged?

There's a lot of insinuation based on snippets of conversations, but ultimately all I see is a lot of smoke being blown while people try to convince me there's a fire. "Democracy is dead!" people are screaming... and I'm seeing... nothing.

It's just more of what Clinton's already been enduring for the decades she's been in the public eye. A lot of claims of "fire" but nothing but smoke machines.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

I'm sure everything is fine with your democracy. Have no worries. You'll be fine. You may proceed with your daily programming. I'm sure there's some baseball somewhere around those channels. ;)