Friday WTF: Blondying it down to Barbiedom!

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

If you thought this was weird, you better check this out now.

'I want people to treat me like a plastic sex doll': Woman has hypnotherapy to make her 'brainless like Barbie' after spending £25,000 on breast enhancements

Blondie Bennett, 38, from California, has sessions once a week
Hypnotherapy trains her to be more easily confused and vacant
'It's working': She recently got lost for three hours driving to her mum's
Sugar daddies pay for transformation and rent in exchange for sexy photos

Comments

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Ah! California.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

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[soliloquy76.livejournal.com]

Blech. This is the only Barbie-like transformation I've seen that doesn't look like a failed lab accident:

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Are the scars Photoshopped away?

[soliloquy76.livejournal.com]

She claims that she's never had plastic surgery (other than the breast implants). It's all make-up, diet and exercise. She's a kook (http://www.vice.com/my-life-online/space-barbie-full-length), though, so who knows how much of that is bullshit.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

"I didn't remember what happened before Venus."

Me neither, man, me neither.

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

At least she is not like the Catwoman (http://plasticsurgerybeforeandafter.blogspot.com/2010/05/cat-woman-plastic-surgery.html)... (Not there yet).

[moonshaz.livejournal.com]

Ugh, yes. That woman creeps me the fuck out!

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

[telemann.livejournal.com]

There are Ken dolls too! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2249213/Real-life-Ken-doll-Justin-Jedlica-spends-100k-nearly-100-plastic-surgery-operations.html)

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

oh my ... peoples ...

[moonshaz.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I've seen this guy before.

The thing is, he doesn't even look like a Ken doll. He just looks like a freak!

[policraticus.livejournal.com]

Barbie has been, among other things, a surgeon, an F-16 Thunderbird driver, an astronaut, an architect and a US president.

Porn star? Call girl? Stripper? Common strumpet? Brainless plastic surgery and generalized train wreck? Not on the resume. Yet.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

She's such a role model (http://talk-politics.livejournal.com/1785083.html)!

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

That was a wonderful post. I'd seen more of the serial killer photos but that's because my friends know I'm a sucker for heads in bathtubs.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Barbie: "WTF should I do now?"

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Awkward.