Friday lulz -- Secretary needed. Flexibility is a must!

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Flexible Zlata, 27, can use a computer while standing on her hands, and make a business presentation while holding her head between her legs. She can also neatly fit inside a briefcase. Whatever pose Big Boss may require, Miss Flexible is on the task! Quite literally. She's been featured on a number of office calendars, and for an obvious reason. No doubt, her CV must look really impressive.

Comments

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

Contortionists are fascinating.

Once I knew a man whose head was halfway eaten by a shark
He said, "We are all equal in the grave and in the dark,
You may ask me how I can go on like this,
Half a mouth may not be much but its still half a kiss.

Everyone comes to the FreakShow,
to laugh at the freaks and the geeks

Everyone comes to the FreakShow,
but nobody laughs when they leave

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

I think I am going to try this at home! =)

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

I expect you would be a hit among your guests!