Sort of Nonsense -- Sort of Horror

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I try my best to live by the motto of not judging others too harshly, especially on parenting choices. I think my wife and I do a decent job with our kids, but I know for a fact that there are no end to the number of people who would judge us based upon how we feed them, what we let them watch and heck even our decision to have them sleep in their own damned room. The world is chock full of people who see fit to negatively judge how other people raise their kids.

But you know, everyone has their limits and I just crashed right through mine.

Short version: Mother of a child on Toddlers and Tiaras reveals that the secret to her daughter's boundless energy during pageants is a home mixed soda concoction with the equivalent caffeine of two cups of coffee.

This may actually be the worst thing I have ever read that did not actually qualify as a hate crime.