Ursus for POTUS, why vote for the lesser evil:

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

I for one feel that General Ursus, the great gorilla explorer of the Forbidden Zone would be the best candidate for POTUS. He's got all the firebrand rhetoric of Santorum, the intellectual virtuosity of Gingrich and Obama, and the stirring rhetoric not seen since candidates were required to pass a blandness test before being nominated.

And as far as VPOTUS this is the guy I'd pick:

Because this way the prospect of the succession is the stuff of nightmares.

So, which characters would *you* pick to be leaders of your countries?

Comments

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Hands off, there can be only one POTUS!