To LOL or to die..... OH NO, Vogon poetry!!!1

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

*Cough*Cough* (clears throat)



See, see the presumptuous sky
Marvel at its big beige depths.
Tell me, Sebastian, do you
Wonder why the armadillo ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel craptalicious.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your schmunkelstork facial growth
That looks like
A polar shrimp.
What's more, it knows
Your dragster potting shed
Smells of earwig.
Everything under the big presumptuous sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm bladders.



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Comments

[telemann.livejournal.com]

Oh lord that macro ;) I've been watching the remastered Star Trek Season I and love it, the colors are so vivid and bright!

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

I hope they'll be all right after this recital :S

[telemann.livejournal.com]

I'll wager 200 quatloos!

[telemann.livejournal.com]

I think *that* is the episode it's from

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

That is some very disturbing stuff!

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

FFFUUUUU!.... You've successfully killed my second-last remaining brain cell! Now the other one is left alone!

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

You owe me new eyeballs as I had to gouge the last ones out after reading this.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

I've got some incredible talent, you'll have to gimme that!

Deliciously traversing the gas station,
I find my blibbly eye
Rolling around a Gestapo pie.
If my is then, why?

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

Now imagine if you had to turn that into a rap song.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Fnorkel purrs to thy gribbling wheezes,
Thy fervulent glorps, thy schmalcendent sneezes;
Fnorkel giggles at the gurpiest of fnorks,
Fnorkelish fnorks, and rapschilious sporks;
The purplified lost souls of poinks.

[muscadinegirl.livejournal.com]

I thought some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective.