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Forget OWS, it's Black Friday!

Woman pepper sprays other Black Friday shoppers
A woman trying to improve her chance to buy cheap electronics at a Walmart in a wealthy suburb spewed pepper spray on a crowd of shoppers and 20 people suffered minor injuries, police said Friday.

Footage from the latest spontaneous grassroots gathering:



It is our duty, as greedy generous and retarded reasonable folks who care about getting the latest junk on the mall bringing liberty and democracy to this society, which has been blessed by all the awesome products of toy-making, textiles and electronics plagued by the ailments that are inherent to capitalism... to flock to the gates of all commercial premises throughout the country in the middle of the night occupy the streets and make our voice heard by those in positions of power, who make all those awesome gadgets and sell them at a 75% discount have brought these times of strife upon us all.

Let us get first in the queue, using elbows and fists stand as one, in the name of the best bargain a better world, full of gorgeous cheap stuff social justice, and devoid of whiny old ladies who can't climb stairs hatred, violence, greed and corruption! We're just a bunch of blatant consumers who'd stop at nothing to get that Barbie doll ordinary people, like me and you, the salt of the land, and we care about bringing the latest iPod under the Christmas tree, at 25% of its original price our brothers and sisters who are having a hard time making ends meet.

Long live Walmart, aw hell yeah! God bless America!