Monthly topic

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

Hey wazzup, yo? Still fighting the hangover from Hallowe-e-een nite? Don't hide your sore face - you! - I can see you![Poll #1791664]
(Feel free to suggest more).

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[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

- In democratic West, Big Brother watches U while U peepee & poopoo.

OK, you owe me a coffee and a new blouse now! :-D

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

This is going to be awesome! *stocks up on popcorn*

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

[blue-mangos.livejournal.com]

Sorry! Forgot in all my excitement.

[nairiporter.livejournal.com]

Squee! :-)

[jerseycajun.livejournal.com]

Oh it's gonna be a looooong month if people start submitting conspiracies in earnest.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

I think I know a guy or two who'd have a conspiragasm!

[paedraggaidin.livejournal.com]

I submit that this is the most awesomest monthly topic evar.

[jerseycajun.livejournal.com]

There is potential for many lulz, and potential for much *headdesk*.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

So: bizzniss as usual!

What could possibly go wrong? :O

[jerseycajun.livejournal.com]

Actually after thinking about this for a moment this is probably exactly what this community needs right now. A chance for people of all political stripes to come together around a common rallying point:

Truthers, Birthers, and the Tin-Foil hat brigade.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

You may be mis-...under...-...estimating...(?) the power of drama. It can sneak in through the tiniest of crevices, like fresh ivy on an April morning. (Ain't I so poetical?)

Your failure to name the Freemasons leads me to believe...

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

I know...

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

... you are an official member of Propaganda Due (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda_Due).

Re: I know...

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

No shadow will be safe again, for you will be hunted by angels.

Re: Your failure to name the Freemasons leads me to believe...

[luzribeiro.livejournal.com]

But, but, I thought the Freemasons are a branch of the Illuminati! Or was it the opposite?

Re: Your failure to name the Freemasons leads me to believe...

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

The Bavarian Illuminati incorporated Masonic rituals into their own initiation regime. The founder was a Jesuit who had been initiated into Masonry. There are a number of organizations that were founded by Masons that incorporated Masonic elements. These include the Mormon Church and the Ku Klux Klan. H P Blavatsky claims that Jesuits also use Masonic rites, but she is the only person I have read who makes that claim.

(Illuminati is a generic term that has been applied to more than one group of people.)

[rick-day.livejournal.com]

You left out the

The Conspiracy against Cannabis Hemp™

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Zombie Caesar rising. New Babylon is upon us.

This sounded like headlines on the 1st page of PrisonPlanet.

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

End of Time Expected Tomorrow at 13:13. Tune Up At 13:00 For Live Coverage, With Analysis In 11 Languages, Including Aramaic.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Oh my, can you imagine all the drama on 12-20-2012, and the lulz on 12-22-2012?!

[abomvubuso.livejournal.com]

It'll be the most glorious head assplosion in the Multiverse.

[kardashev.livejournal.com]

Actually, 23 figures in more to conspiracy lore than 13. 13 is more of a practicing occultist thing.

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

How could you miss Global Warming? Me disappoint...

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Also, dinosaur fossils.

[airiefairie.livejournal.com]

Everybody knows those were planted there by Disney.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

You mean very large reptile bones.

[jerseycajun.livejournal.com]

I hereby re-appropriate the term "A Month of Sundays" to: "A Month of Fridays", and all that implies for this community.

[oportet.livejournal.com]

Wacky poltics/government related conspiracies? Wait until after Thanksgiving dinner, I should have some good ones.

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

> Satirical spoofs and stunts resulting in mass hysteria.

I might have a cool story about how a simple students' TV program and some air time turned this country upside down and made millions of people to run to their basements in fear of another Chernobyl, but this time on our own shores of the Danube.

A rather teaching episode in our most recent history.

[taiki.livejournal.com]

Political utopia's incredibly interesting. I'm curious as to what the "end game" would be politically for various view points.

[brockulfsen.livejournal.com]

They no-longer make real tinfoil.

Real tinfoil blocks the mind control Masers (Microwave Lasers, remember them).

Aluminum Foil hats actually concentrate the effect of the microwaves.

Aluminum foil also increases the amount of Alzheimer's inducing aluminium ions ingested with food by poor people.

[luvdovz.livejournal.com]

Real tinfoil blocks the mind control Masers

And on the plus side, it keeps all the crazy inside. :)