WE ARE NOW AT DEFCON 2...
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talkpoliticsFrom ListenLogic "about us":
ListenLogic is the leading provider of Social Business Intelligence. We help the world’s largest companies translate the millions of online consumer conversations taking place each day into real-time insight and enterprise response to manage risk, engage with customers and drive innovation.
ListenLogic Risk & Threat Monitoring helps enterprises monitor and stay ahead of corporate threats that emerge from social media.
To see the OCCUPY MOVEMENT CORPORATE THREAT ADVISORY go to:
http://www.listenlogic.com/threatcenteroccupy/
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I'm not sure what happens at ListenLogic when a threat reaches the SEVERE level. They apparently monitor subversive comments here, so I thought you should all know... loose lips sink ships.
ListenLogic is the leading provider of Social Business Intelligence. We help the world’s largest companies translate the millions of online consumer conversations taking place each day into real-time insight and enterprise response to manage risk, engage with customers and drive innovation.
ListenLogic Risk & Threat Monitoring helps enterprises monitor and stay ahead of corporate threats that emerge from social media.
To see the OCCUPY MOVEMENT CORPORATE THREAT ADVISORY go to:
http://www.listenlogic.com/threatcenteroccupy/
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I'm not sure what happens at ListenLogic when a threat reaches the SEVERE level. They apparently monitor subversive comments here, so I thought you should all know... loose lips sink ships.
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Date: 8/10/11 01:50 (UTC)We are immediately mailing ferrets to each of the Fortune 500 companies. These ferrets are specially trained to be so cute and curious that they will captivate the hearts of every member of every Board of Directors. By captivating their hearts, these ferrets will CONQUER EVERY MAJOR BUSINESS IN THE WORLD.
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Date: 8/10/11 01:58 (UTC)Quickly. Call in the kittehs. We must overwhelm this company with kitteh macros until their servers explode. Launch the denial of cuteness attack.
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Date: 8/10/11 18:01 (UTC)As for me, I am going in commando style with 100 head of cattle to each business. Since I am good with security officers (see the bars on my collar), I can work around them, or bribe them. Its not like they make good money.
I will have the trailers back up to the main entrance of the buildings, and turn these one hundred head of cattle into their building. Does the phrase a bull in the china cabinet ring any bells. What is not immediately trampled under foot, will be covered in bullshit, as well all cattle are full of bullshit. I will also get some goats, ah my dear friendly goats, will march to the upper stories of the building, as cows cannot operate elevators, where they (the goats) will eat computer wires, and paperwork. They will also leave piles of shit everywhere.
For shits and giggles, I will include a few horses, and sheep. The sheep are simply for any uncooperative security officers. Perfect knee shots every time, all the time. As for the horses... I have no reason to include horses outside of the fact I just don't like them, and horse apples (horse shit) really stinks.
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Date: 8/10/11 01:56 (UTC)Somebody making a buck by creating artificial crises? Never happen. I hope someone is going to put a nonsense tag on this post.
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Date: 8/10/11 02:20 (UTC)From the great white north.
Date: 8/10/11 23:45 (UTC)Re: From the great white north.
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Date: 8/10/11 02:33 (UTC)You g-guys... I'm proud (sniff).
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Date: 8/10/11 05:05 (UTC)Clearly they tell CEOs who know nothing about social media goofy tales of what's happening on the intarwebbies. Companies hire them to find out if people are talking about them and this company makes shit up and tries to sound techie about it.
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Date: 8/10/11 15:25 (UTC)Here is my favorite
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Date: 9/10/11 11:23 (UTC)Quick. Someone write a post about Occupy Wall Street. We need the press.
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Date: 9/10/11 11:46 (UTC)Re: Here is my favorite
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