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talkpoliticsThe 4th quarter of the year has begun, and of course, again for the purposes of the DailyQuotes list™, here's the 4th installment of funny/silly/thoughtful/whatev's quotes for 2011.
The criteria are like they've always been: whenever someone makes a remark that inspires others to either have a laugh or go into deep contemplation, they might have a good shot at seeing their quote popping up here. Those will be also featured on the community sidebar.
The Dailyquote list for the 4th quarter of 2011 starts behind the cut (with links)...
"The good gets easily forgotten. Now, villains always make the top of the charts."
(htpcl)
"Today's good can be tomorrow's evil, but yesterday's evil stays evil."
(kylinrouge)
"It's so easy for men to fall for evil when they clearly can't recognize it when they see it or see it in everything that suits their ends."
(mrbogey)
110
"South Carolina's still too small to be a country and too large to be an insane asylum."
(underlankers)
"Guns don't kill people, blood loss and hemorrhaging around bullet wounds do! "
(spaz_own_joo)
"Always beware when "the good guys" come knocking. They'll "good deed" you to death in the ass if you let them."
(kardashev)
"Prejudice is a dangerous toy, especially when in the hands of the very powerful."
(nairiporter)
"Touchdowns - how do they happen? Ball comes in, ball comes down. You can't explain this."
(mahnmut)
"Dwarvish women. They're indistinguishable from dwarf-men. (Hint: it's the beards!)"
(mahnmut)
"Sarah Palin is just a human, right?"
(asket_klim)
"Actually she most resembles a virus."
(fizzyland)
"A country doesn't have an obligation to do anything unless it says it will. Once it says it will then it is obligated."
(panookah)
"Kim-Jong-Dead used African aphro-dizzy-acs to bang Chinese dolphins after eating French poodles, am I getting this right?"
(mahnmut)
"And don't forget the donkey hamburgers."
(htpcl)
"Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad."
(kayjayuu)
100
"Santa has definitely got to know a thing or two about quantum superposition, if he wants to deliver so many presents within one night!"
(mahnmut)
"When is an apple alive, at the seed stage, when it is a fruit, or until it is picked from the tree?"
(airiefairie)
"When skepticism becomes more of an automatic knee-jerk habit just for its own sake, rather than a sign of critical thinking, that's where insurmountable problems start to occur."
(luzribeiro)
"[Kim Jong Il is dead]. Whew. What a relief. At first I thought they were talking about Kim Kardashian!"
(devil_ad_vocate)
"Lj-cut?"
(htpcl)
"We have had so many cuts in the Uk lately - I guess one more will not do any harm."
(mintogrubb)
"Is "Britian" that land next to Whales and below Schitland?"
(luzribeiro)
"No, that's Angel-land."
(htpcl)
"There's two kinds of countries in the EU: France/Germany and their bitches."
(terminator44)
"When I was a kid, I got pneumonia a bunch of times. One time, the doctor said if I got it again, they wouldn't have anything else they could give me and I'd probably die. So I stopped getting it."
(the_rukh)
""Freedom" is the most wanky vacuous term ever created."
(the_rukh)
"Does the guru ever actually bother to define terms or fill in the intuitive gaps between statements and conclusions?"
(malasadas)
"Hell if I know, I never stick around long enough to get to Level 16 Clear."
(meus_ovatio)
90
"Eventually you'll get tired of picking low-hanging fruit like this."
(meus_ovatio)
"Since I'm short, I'll be fine."
(amazements)
"Whenever someone starts with "I usually like your posts..." I feel the sphincter tighten, waiting for the "but..."."
(jerseycajun)
"There is something very loathsome in the way the EU decision makers are making their decisions. I cannot put my finger on it exactly but it leaves a bad taste."
(airiefairie)
"Elephant in the room: there's no liberals and conservatives. There's oligarchy and everyone outside of that oligarchy. The rest is just theatrics."
(mahnmut)
"Rights are no more illusion than gravity. There are consequences to acting as if either did not exist."
(montecristo)
"Mexico is not too far away. It is more foreign than Canada and less foreign than Afghanistan."
(sophia_sadek)
"Certainty is easy and most often, wrong. His cousin, Cheap Virtue is just as bad."
(eracerhead)
"But falsification is the basis of our modern technological society, science would fall apart without it!"
(allhatnocattle)
"Hunting isn't a fair sport... unless you're hunting the most dangerous game of all.. armed terrorists!"
(allhatnocattle)
"If you can't handle the slings and arrows you have no place thinking yourself worthy to lead."
(sandwichwarrior)
80
"Virtually every single president has been the Antichrist. At least if you listen to the Internet. Of course Internet wasn't that big at the time of Washington, but..."
(nairiporter)
"I like my Bilderburger with snake fillet and lots of mayo."
(abomvubuso)
"Americans love euphemistic bullshit language. It helps us sleep better at night. We're sort of like the stereotypical housewife who puts on a wide and happy smile to hide a life of quiet desperation."
(kardashev)
"We want to believe that we have power over the remote, but we might be in for some surprise."
(abomvubuso)
"I like when my wife has irresponsible sex with me. There is always a danger in a long marriage like ours that sex will deteriorate into mere responsibility."
(pastorlenny)
"I promise to try not to bash America. Well, maybe just parts of it, like Detroit. But that doesn't count, since everyone bashes Detroit. It's like the France of America."
(luvdovz)
"If I can't spam someone with random stuff I find on Google my day is not complete."
(lions_wings)
"I have no idea why people do things, or I just listen to my talk show pundits over the reasons stated by the people who did it, so I'll just make up my own narrative."
(kylinrouge)
"Having an informed populace that is hard to manipulate is more crucial for direct democracy than the size of that populace."
(luzribeiro)
"I haven't flown since TSA offered a Sophie's choice between irradiation and molestation. The fact that comfort hasn't improved hasn't helped."
(peristaltor)
70
"There is usually large population growth spurts during times of good music."
(allhatnocattle)
"I never understood the whole Lord Of The Rings thing until somebody told me it was all one long allegory for marriage. Wear the ring and you turn invisible."
(allhatnocattle)
"Hey, holidays are a good thing....unless you have to spend them with family."
(geezer_also)
"It works both ways but above all, the other way around."
(lai_choi_san)
"Thankfulness is a good antidote to hubris. People who take full personal credit for their achievements are ignorant, doomed and toxic."
(pastorlenny)
"Without liberty, democracy is just another road to tyranny."
(terminator44)
"If you don't want to be exploited, learn how to play the bond market like everybody else."
(pastorlenny)
"Putting $100 on red 7... I mean double on seven. Bond. James Bond."
(allhatnocattle)
"Alabama is a funny place. They think professional wrasslin' is totally not choreographed but the Moon landing? THAT'S FAKE!!!"
(kardashev)
"In a world of the delusional the crazy lead the crazy."
(panookah)
"I been wondering why do people drive on a parkway and then you park in a driveway."
(telemann)
60
"America; where it's illegal to stop and smell a flower on a footpath."
(anfalicious)
"Raging against the machine just isn't as fun when there's consequences for your actions."
(allisnow)
"The maple leaf worshippers spell "check" with a Q! There must be blood!"
(dv8nation)
"If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?"
(ddstory)
"I have a (not)funny story about meeting W and I got the distinct impression that he was a lot smarter than he let on."
(sandwichwarrior)
"That's a strategy. Make others mis-under-estimate you, then strike when they're most mis-un-prepared!"
(htpcl)
"I want further gene-tweaking of my corn to the point that it can scream at me in terror as I prepare to cook it. Then it'll have the same appeal as eating meat. Because in the words of Dennis Leary, "Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes good!""
(kardashev)
"If you hate the soup then don't be a part of it."
(mrbogey)
"It's not so much hating the soup as the vegetables are constantly making you feel less [than] the meaty beef you are."
(amazements)
"You are more likely to be murdered by an acquaintance than a stranger, or by family members. We would all be safer if we made an effort not to know so many people."
(devil_ad_vocate)
"Einstein said there are only two infinite things - human folly and the Universe (although he wasn't very sure about the latter). He should've added love. Because it's not a finite quantity. The more of it you have, the more it increases. In a way it's like dark energy. But Einstein missed that one, too."
(abomvubuso)
"When it all boils down to people just being mad at something, that's where real accomplishment of their goals stops. And yelling commences."
(htpcl)
50
"I couldn't leave a trooper surrounded and outnumbered by himself. If we die tonight, we die together! Until I have to go to bed!"
(panookah)
"As a Jew, I'm going to take credit for the General Theory of Relativity and blue jeans."
(pastorlenny)
"I generally love relatively blue jeans."
(luvdovz)
"Eros and Ares; the names sound the same, but look very different under the togas."
(peristaltor)
"Some people choose to drown. Some people choose not wipe their own butt. Some people choose not to wipe their own butt and attempt to coerce others to do it for them."
(korean_guy_01)
"We all fall. If the measure of a person is what they do when they fall then the measure of a society should be in how we treat those who have fallen."
(blue_mangos)
"We don't communicate with newsletters. We utilize cloud messaging."
(meus_ovatio)
"That is, by sticking newsletters to pigeons and letting them fly with the clouds."
(abomvubuso)
"People are stupid. The less their stupidity can ruin it for the rest of us, the better."
(kylinrouge)
"I certainly feel like I'm being murdered when I read some of the posts here."
(kylinrouge)
"I dunno, with murder the suffering eventually ends..."
(a_new_machine)
"Having someone take offense and being offensive are two different things."
(brucenstein)
"In democratic West, Big Brother watches U while U peepee & poopoo."
(abomvubuso)
40
"The fire of justice burns at the same temperature for all. The unjust will always complain of being burnt more than the just however."
(mrbogey)
"I love the internetz 'cause i get to use poopoo and peepee words..."
(devil_ad_vocate)
"Human approach to problem solving can be broken up into two distinct camps. Ones that agree with you and one that disagree with you."
(rick_day)
"As is well known to anyone who has never been responsible for the intellectual, social and emotional growth of children within a school setting, teaching is a job that just any shmoe can do."
(malasadas)
"If coastal erosion got a tenth of the money and effort people have put into abating CO2 we'd have half the Gulf turned into South Louisiana."
(mrbogey)
"I've always admired the ability of deniers to simultaneously disagree with science while wholeheartedly agreeing with one or two reports. It's an amazing bit of psychological trickery."
(meus_ovatio)
""Lutheran Social" sounds like an oxymoron."
(pastorlenny)
"Maybe the media and other partisans can come up with a new dismissive label. [Beside 'hippy']."
(fizzyland)
"Something that has the zazz and chutzpah of "teabagger", perhaps?"
(htpcl)
"Halloween is, for some people, when the masks come OFF."
(3fgburner)
"An old roommate of mine gave his cat a piece of Big Mac. The cat then proceeded to try and bury it like a turd. True story."
(brucenstein)
30
"My favorite part about OWS is everyone and their mother making up their own personalized narrative for it."
(kylinrouge)
"It was in college where I had the sad realization that halloween wasn't about scaring people, but about dressing slutty."
(l555l)
"Fresh Godfather's Pizza is not legally considered food in any state that an Italian has visited."
(onefatmusicnerd)
"Being president does have its perks you know".
(enders_shadow)
"That excuse never worked for Clinton."
(the_rukh)
"Yeah, but do you have donkeys running?" (abomvubuso) "They're all asses, so yes."
(htpcl)
"The first step to making more money is being above average in mathematics."
(korean_guy_01)
"There's only one WWF organization that I know, and it certainly doesn't care about conservation!"
(htpcl)
"You don't have to be evil nor a dictator for your cause to be helped by martyrdom."
(prog_expat)
"Are they working on anything for women who don't like nerdy dudes?"
(pastorlenny)
"They already have something for that. It's called money."
(blue_mangos)
"How many dead Gaddafis does it take to change a light bulb?"
(sophia_sadek)
"None. His screwing days are over."
(stewstewstewdio)
20
"There are two standards of justice: one for us and one for them. If you belong to the us category, you can pretty much do what you want. If you belong to the them category, no matter what you do, you are toast."
(sophia_sadek)
"Psychology, the bastard child of philosophy and science, not living up to the potential of either of its parents."
(anfalicious)
"Like, is this part of the Occupy Wall Street movement? Because, like, Occupy the Moon or Mars seems a little out of our league. I mean I'm starting to feel overwhelmed."
(allhatnocattle)
"Evil deeds cut into the "Net Good" accomplished."
(sandwichwarrior)
"What is it the government does to make the money to pay for the infra structure?"
(geezer_also)
"During off hours, it has a part time job as a Wal-Mart greeter."
(telemann)
"They care more about controlling women th[a]n trying to get American jobs going again."
(amazements)
"It's kind of a back to the womb thing. They want a warm place to curl up, where nothing changes, and they have complete control."
(devil_ad_vocate)
"Reconciliation usually means you stop doing the things you're trying to reconcile for."
(terminator44)
"I am probably your best available proof that someone can be a complete douchebag and also be right about almost everything."
(pastorlenny)
"I don't know what Social Business Intelligence is, sounds like some scary, Mossad-like outfit run by Facebook."
(fizzyland)
"It may be fat people who couldn't pass the PT test at Blackwater."
(devil_ad_vocate)
"In such a democracy where the choice is betwixt devil "a" and devil "b" the devil still wins no matter which devil succeeds. Obama is proof of that."
(allhatnocattle)
10
"So, since Obama is only half black and has lighter skin, is he part of the black elite, or is he not black nor white enough, or what?"
(mahnmut)
"In short: Yes."
(a_new_machine)
"I thought it was quite known that FDR saved us from Communism by bringing us halfway there."
(cgallivan)
"I like my mayo like I like my women: white and with a stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk and either vinegar or lemon juice."
(404)
"If "May you live in interesting times" is a curse, then "May you live in a boring country" is a blessing."
(luzribeiro)
"Canada sucks all the joy out of anything it comes in contact with like some maple-syrup infused Dementor."
(dv8nation)
"Once we were a nation of drunkards, then a nation of utter disregard for our own laws, we really are the wild west still, aren't we? "
(il_mio_gufo)
"Evil is like art. You know it when you see it."
(telemann)
"The numerous bailouts were trickle up stimulus."
(amazements)
"When you're in the conspiracy line of thinking, everything becomes evidence for something."
(kylinrouge)
"Eventually 72 virgins could become 72 sluts then what a party!"
(yahvah)
The criteria are like they've always been: whenever someone makes a remark that inspires others to either have a laugh or go into deep contemplation, they might have a good shot at seeing their quote popping up here. Those will be also featured on the community sidebar.
The Dailyquote list for the 4th quarter of 2011 starts behind the cut (with links)...
"The good gets easily forgotten. Now, villains always make the top of the charts."
(htpcl)
"Today's good can be tomorrow's evil, but yesterday's evil stays evil."
(kylinrouge)
"It's so easy for men to fall for evil when they clearly can't recognize it when they see it or see it in everything that suits their ends."
(mrbogey)
110
"South Carolina's still too small to be a country and too large to be an insane asylum."
(underlankers)
"Guns don't kill people, blood loss and hemorrhaging around bullet wounds do! "
(spaz_own_joo)
"Always beware when "the good guys" come knocking. They'll "good deed" you to death in the ass if you let them."
(kardashev)
"Prejudice is a dangerous toy, especially when in the hands of the very powerful."
(nairiporter)
"Touchdowns - how do they happen? Ball comes in, ball comes down. You can't explain this."
(mahnmut)
"Dwarvish women. They're indistinguishable from dwarf-men. (Hint: it's the beards!)"
(mahnmut)
"Sarah Palin is just a human, right?"
(asket_klim)
"Actually she most resembles a virus."
(fizzyland)
"A country doesn't have an obligation to do anything unless it says it will. Once it says it will then it is obligated."
(panookah)
"Kim-Jong-Dead used African aphro-dizzy-acs to bang Chinese dolphins after eating French poodles, am I getting this right?"
(mahnmut)
"And don't forget the donkey hamburgers."
(htpcl)
"Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad."
(kayjayuu)
100
"Santa has definitely got to know a thing or two about quantum superposition, if he wants to deliver so many presents within one night!"
(mahnmut)
"When is an apple alive, at the seed stage, when it is a fruit, or until it is picked from the tree?"
(airiefairie)
"When skepticism becomes more of an automatic knee-jerk habit just for its own sake, rather than a sign of critical thinking, that's where insurmountable problems start to occur."
(luzribeiro)
"[Kim Jong Il is dead]. Whew. What a relief. At first I thought they were talking about Kim Kardashian!"
(devil_ad_vocate)
"Lj-cut?"
(htpcl)
"We have had so many cuts in the Uk lately - I guess one more will not do any harm."
(mintogrubb)
"Is "Britian" that land next to Whales and below Schitland?"
(luzribeiro)
"No, that's Angel-land."
(htpcl)
"There's two kinds of countries in the EU: France/Germany and their bitches."
(terminator44)
"When I was a kid, I got pneumonia a bunch of times. One time, the doctor said if I got it again, they wouldn't have anything else they could give me and I'd probably die. So I stopped getting it."
(the_rukh)
""Freedom" is the most wanky vacuous term ever created."
(the_rukh)
"Does the guru ever actually bother to define terms or fill in the intuitive gaps between statements and conclusions?"
(malasadas)
"Hell if I know, I never stick around long enough to get to Level 16 Clear."
(meus_ovatio)
90
"Eventually you'll get tired of picking low-hanging fruit like this."
(meus_ovatio)
"Since I'm short, I'll be fine."
(amazements)
"Whenever someone starts with "I usually like your posts..." I feel the sphincter tighten, waiting for the "but..."."
(jerseycajun)
"There is something very loathsome in the way the EU decision makers are making their decisions. I cannot put my finger on it exactly but it leaves a bad taste."
(airiefairie)
"Elephant in the room: there's no liberals and conservatives. There's oligarchy and everyone outside of that oligarchy. The rest is just theatrics."
(mahnmut)
"Rights are no more illusion than gravity. There are consequences to acting as if either did not exist."
(montecristo)
"Mexico is not too far away. It is more foreign than Canada and less foreign than Afghanistan."
(sophia_sadek)
"Certainty is easy and most often, wrong. His cousin, Cheap Virtue is just as bad."
(eracerhead)
"But falsification is the basis of our modern technological society, science would fall apart without it!"
(allhatnocattle)
"Hunting isn't a fair sport... unless you're hunting the most dangerous game of all.. armed terrorists!"
(allhatnocattle)
"If you can't handle the slings and arrows you have no place thinking yourself worthy to lead."
(sandwichwarrior)
80
"Virtually every single president has been the Antichrist. At least if you listen to the Internet. Of course Internet wasn't that big at the time of Washington, but..."
(nairiporter)
"I like my Bilderburger with snake fillet and lots of mayo."
(abomvubuso)
"Americans love euphemistic bullshit language. It helps us sleep better at night. We're sort of like the stereotypical housewife who puts on a wide and happy smile to hide a life of quiet desperation."
(kardashev)
"We want to believe that we have power over the remote, but we might be in for some surprise."
(abomvubuso)
"I like when my wife has irresponsible sex with me. There is always a danger in a long marriage like ours that sex will deteriorate into mere responsibility."
(pastorlenny)
"I promise to try not to bash America. Well, maybe just parts of it, like Detroit. But that doesn't count, since everyone bashes Detroit. It's like the France of America."
(luvdovz)
"If I can't spam someone with random stuff I find on Google my day is not complete."
(lions_wings)
"I have no idea why people do things, or I just listen to my talk show pundits over the reasons stated by the people who did it, so I'll just make up my own narrative."
(kylinrouge)
"Having an informed populace that is hard to manipulate is more crucial for direct democracy than the size of that populace."
(luzribeiro)
"I haven't flown since TSA offered a Sophie's choice between irradiation and molestation. The fact that comfort hasn't improved hasn't helped."
(peristaltor)
70
"There is usually large population growth spurts during times of good music."
(allhatnocattle)
"I never understood the whole Lord Of The Rings thing until somebody told me it was all one long allegory for marriage. Wear the ring and you turn invisible."
(allhatnocattle)
"Hey, holidays are a good thing....unless you have to spend them with family."
(geezer_also)
"It works both ways but above all, the other way around."
(lai_choi_san)
"Thankfulness is a good antidote to hubris. People who take full personal credit for their achievements are ignorant, doomed and toxic."
(pastorlenny)
"Without liberty, democracy is just another road to tyranny."
(terminator44)
"If you don't want to be exploited, learn how to play the bond market like everybody else."
(pastorlenny)
"Putting $100 on red 7... I mean double on seven. Bond. James Bond."
(allhatnocattle)
"Alabama is a funny place. They think professional wrasslin' is totally not choreographed but the Moon landing? THAT'S FAKE!!!"
(kardashev)
"In a world of the delusional the crazy lead the crazy."
(panookah)
"I been wondering why do people drive on a parkway and then you park in a driveway."
(telemann)
60
"America; where it's illegal to stop and smell a flower on a footpath."
(anfalicious)
"Raging against the machine just isn't as fun when there's consequences for your actions."
(allisnow)
"The maple leaf worshippers spell "check" with a Q! There must be blood!"
(dv8nation)
"If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?"
(ddstory)
"I have a (not)funny story about meeting W and I got the distinct impression that he was a lot smarter than he let on."
(sandwichwarrior)
"That's a strategy. Make others mis-under-estimate you, then strike when they're most mis-un-prepared!"
(htpcl)
"I want further gene-tweaking of my corn to the point that it can scream at me in terror as I prepare to cook it. Then it'll have the same appeal as eating meat. Because in the words of Dennis Leary, "Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes good!""
(kardashev)
"If you hate the soup then don't be a part of it."
(mrbogey)
"It's not so much hating the soup as the vegetables are constantly making you feel less [than] the meaty beef you are."
(amazements)
"You are more likely to be murdered by an acquaintance than a stranger, or by family members. We would all be safer if we made an effort not to know so many people."
(devil_ad_vocate)
"Einstein said there are only two infinite things - human folly and the Universe (although he wasn't very sure about the latter). He should've added love. Because it's not a finite quantity. The more of it you have, the more it increases. In a way it's like dark energy. But Einstein missed that one, too."
(abomvubuso)
"When it all boils down to people just being mad at something, that's where real accomplishment of their goals stops. And yelling commences."
(htpcl)
50
"I couldn't leave a trooper surrounded and outnumbered by himself. If we die tonight, we die together! Until I have to go to bed!"
(panookah)
"As a Jew, I'm going to take credit for the General Theory of Relativity and blue jeans."
(pastorlenny)
"I generally love relatively blue jeans."
(luvdovz)
"Eros and Ares; the names sound the same, but look very different under the togas."
(peristaltor)
"Some people choose to drown. Some people choose not wipe their own butt. Some people choose not to wipe their own butt and attempt to coerce others to do it for them."
(korean_guy_01)
"We all fall. If the measure of a person is what they do when they fall then the measure of a society should be in how we treat those who have fallen."
(blue_mangos)
"We don't communicate with newsletters. We utilize cloud messaging."
(meus_ovatio)
"That is, by sticking newsletters to pigeons and letting them fly with the clouds."
(abomvubuso)
"People are stupid. The less their stupidity can ruin it for the rest of us, the better."
(kylinrouge)
"I certainly feel like I'm being murdered when I read some of the posts here."
(kylinrouge)
"I dunno, with murder the suffering eventually ends..."
(a_new_machine)
"Having someone take offense and being offensive are two different things."
(brucenstein)
"In democratic West, Big Brother watches U while U peepee & poopoo."
(abomvubuso)
40
"The fire of justice burns at the same temperature for all. The unjust will always complain of being burnt more than the just however."
(mrbogey)
"I love the internetz 'cause i get to use poopoo and peepee words..."
(devil_ad_vocate)
"Human approach to problem solving can be broken up into two distinct camps. Ones that agree with you and one that disagree with you."
(rick_day)
"As is well known to anyone who has never been responsible for the intellectual, social and emotional growth of children within a school setting, teaching is a job that just any shmoe can do."
(malasadas)
"If coastal erosion got a tenth of the money and effort people have put into abating CO2 we'd have half the Gulf turned into South Louisiana."
(mrbogey)
"I've always admired the ability of deniers to simultaneously disagree with science while wholeheartedly agreeing with one or two reports. It's an amazing bit of psychological trickery."
(meus_ovatio)
""Lutheran Social" sounds like an oxymoron."
(pastorlenny)
"Maybe the media and other partisans can come up with a new dismissive label. [Beside 'hippy']."
(fizzyland)
"Something that has the zazz and chutzpah of "teabagger", perhaps?"
(htpcl)
"Halloween is, for some people, when the masks come OFF."
(3fgburner)
"An old roommate of mine gave his cat a piece of Big Mac. The cat then proceeded to try and bury it like a turd. True story."
(brucenstein)
30
"My favorite part about OWS is everyone and their mother making up their own personalized narrative for it."
(kylinrouge)
"It was in college where I had the sad realization that halloween wasn't about scaring people, but about dressing slutty."
(l555l)
"Fresh Godfather's Pizza is not legally considered food in any state that an Italian has visited."
(onefatmusicnerd)
"Being president does have its perks you know".
(enders_shadow)
"That excuse never worked for Clinton."
(the_rukh)
"Yeah, but do you have donkeys running?" (abomvubuso) "They're all asses, so yes."
(htpcl)
"The first step to making more money is being above average in mathematics."
(korean_guy_01)
"There's only one WWF organization that I know, and it certainly doesn't care about conservation!"
(htpcl)
"You don't have to be evil nor a dictator for your cause to be helped by martyrdom."
(prog_expat)
"Are they working on anything for women who don't like nerdy dudes?"
(pastorlenny)
"They already have something for that. It's called money."
(blue_mangos)
"How many dead Gaddafis does it take to change a light bulb?"
(sophia_sadek)
"None. His screwing days are over."
(stewstewstewdio)
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"There are two standards of justice: one for us and one for them. If you belong to the us category, you can pretty much do what you want. If you belong to the them category, no matter what you do, you are toast."
(sophia_sadek)
"Psychology, the bastard child of philosophy and science, not living up to the potential of either of its parents."
(anfalicious)
"Like, is this part of the Occupy Wall Street movement? Because, like, Occupy the Moon or Mars seems a little out of our league. I mean I'm starting to feel overwhelmed."
(allhatnocattle)
"Evil deeds cut into the "Net Good" accomplished."
(sandwichwarrior)
"What is it the government does to make the money to pay for the infra structure?"
(geezer_also)
"During off hours, it has a part time job as a Wal-Mart greeter."
(telemann)
"They care more about controlling women th[a]n trying to get American jobs going again."
(amazements)
"It's kind of a back to the womb thing. They want a warm place to curl up, where nothing changes, and they have complete control."
(devil_ad_vocate)
"Reconciliation usually means you stop doing the things you're trying to reconcile for."
(terminator44)
"I am probably your best available proof that someone can be a complete douchebag and also be right about almost everything."
(pastorlenny)
"I don't know what Social Business Intelligence is, sounds like some scary, Mossad-like outfit run by Facebook."
(fizzyland)
"It may be fat people who couldn't pass the PT test at Blackwater."
(devil_ad_vocate)
"In such a democracy where the choice is betwixt devil "a" and devil "b" the devil still wins no matter which devil succeeds. Obama is proof of that."
(allhatnocattle)
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"So, since Obama is only half black and has lighter skin, is he part of the black elite, or is he not black nor white enough, or what?"
(mahnmut)
"In short: Yes."
(a_new_machine)
"I thought it was quite known that FDR saved us from Communism by bringing us halfway there."
(cgallivan)
"I like my mayo like I like my women: white and with a stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk and either vinegar or lemon juice."
(404)
"If "May you live in interesting times" is a curse, then "May you live in a boring country" is a blessing."
(luzribeiro)
"Canada sucks all the joy out of anything it comes in contact with like some maple-syrup infused Dementor."
(dv8nation)
"Once we were a nation of drunkards, then a nation of utter disregard for our own laws, we really are the wild west still, aren't we? "
(il_mio_gufo)
"Evil is like art. You know it when you see it."
(telemann)
"The numerous bailouts were trickle up stimulus."
(amazements)
"When you're in the conspiracy line of thinking, everything becomes evidence for something."
(kylinrouge)
"Eventually 72 virgins could become 72 sluts then what a party!"
(yahvah)
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Date: 5/10/11 04:22 (UTC)Although, to quote Seth Green in Entourage: "I must have been dreaming when I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock"...
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Date: 3/10/11 18:47 (UTC)*paegasm*
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Date: 5/10/11 04:23 (UTC)I'm only here to get quoted, it helps to appease my crushing sense of inadequacy.
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