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talkpoliticsThere's so much news these days! And it all points to the inevitable.....
THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!!!
Space debris from a US satellite is about to land on Earth later today. Make sure to put a helmet and dash to the nearest cave!
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A possible rogue planet once lived in the Solar system but got kicked out. [See source]. The simulations of the early Solar system showed that the planets were often wandering around, and they pushed this planet out. This could confirm the findings about hordes of rogue planets without suns wandering around the galaxy. Nibiru is coming!!
...And probably the most important part. Particles FASTER THAN LIGHT were discovered by physicists here in Geneva. SUCK ON THAT, EINSTEIN!!!
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So, yeah... The Mayans were right! The world's gonna end and we're all gonna die ohnoooes... There'll be a mass infestation of shape-shifting lizardoid reptilians from the Andromeda galaxy using superluminous hyperspace engines and arriving here in the billions, singing Jingle Bells with their ultrasonic voices in a strange language that eerily resembles Chinese!!!1!11 OMG! O__o
But worry not, for I have a safe cave down here, and I've stockpiled industrial amounts of popcorn! Nothing can divert me from the showtime!
Btw, have you tried chocolate-glazed popcorn? Nom nom nom.
THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!!!
Space debris from a US satellite is about to land on Earth later today. Make sure to put a helmet and dash to the nearest cave!
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A possible rogue planet once lived in the Solar system but got kicked out. [See source]. The simulations of the early Solar system showed that the planets were often wandering around, and they pushed this planet out. This could confirm the findings about hordes of rogue planets without suns wandering around the galaxy. Nibiru is coming!!
...And probably the most important part. Particles FASTER THAN LIGHT were discovered by physicists here in Geneva. SUCK ON THAT, EINSTEIN!!!
[Error: unknown template video]
So, yeah... The Mayans were right! The world's gonna end and we're all gonna die ohnoooes... There'll be a mass infestation of shape-shifting lizardoid reptilians from the Andromeda galaxy using superluminous hyperspace engines and arriving here in the billions, singing Jingle Bells with their ultrasonic voices in a strange language that eerily resembles Chinese!!!1!11 OMG! O__o
But worry not, for I have a safe cave down here, and I've stockpiled industrial amounts of popcorn! Nothing can divert me from the showtime!
Btw, have you tried chocolate-glazed popcorn? Nom nom nom.
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Date: 23/9/11 11:24 (UTC)Oh wait. It's just a brown teddy bear...
Bring in the reptilians! We'll watch the Intergalactic Cup at my home. I've negotiated a nice bargain with the Andromedans. We're buddies. They don't disturb me, I provide the TV and drinks.
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Date: 23/9/11 23:02 (UTC)Actually......
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Date: 23/9/11 13:12 (UTC)Gonna put my money on that.
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Date: 23/9/11 14:50 (UTC)YEAH! "Space Junk" by Devo
Date: 23/9/11 15:49 (UTC)Oh, it's just the end of the world?
Date: 23/9/11 19:52 (UTC)Re: Oh, it's just the end of the world?
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Date: 23/9/11 23:06 (UTC)Re: Oh, it's just the end of the world?
Date: 24/9/11 00:15 (UTC)David Bowie and Bootsy Collins are next.
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Date: 24/9/11 00:14 (UTC)And I seriously doubt we'll ever be invaded by space lizards(and why is it always lizard men in stead of space hamsters?). There are probably enough resource-rich planets without intelligent natives that it would be more cost effective to strip mine one of those closer to home than it would to come here and fight a bunch of human insurgents(who have shown they can be incredibly vicious to one another, let alone a bunch of xenos).
Furthermore, it's highly unlikely such and advanced civilization would be led by an ET version of George Bush. XD
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Date: 24/9/11 00:20 (UTC)