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talkpoliticsNEW EVIDENCE HAS EMERGED -- LISTEN TO THIS SHOCKING RECORDING ABOUT BARACK "BARRY" OBAMA "SOETORO" MADE IN HAWAI'I WHEN HE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL:
LISTEN ESPECIALLY TO 1:25 WHEN "BARRY" ADMITS HIS NAME AND THAT HE HAS "THE UKUS" --
WE KNOW NOW THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GREW UP IN FILTH AND SQUALOR!!!!!!!!!!!! There can be no doubt that he grew up hating the children who were able to afford clean homes and clothes and that is the source of his attempts to destroy all wealth and prosperity in America!!!!!
LISTEN ESPECIALLY TO 1:25 WHEN "BARRY" ADMITS HIS NAME AND THAT HE HAS "THE UKUS" --
WE KNOW NOW THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GREW UP IN FILTH AND SQUALOR!!!!!!!!!!!! There can be no doubt that he grew up hating the children who were able to afford clean homes and clothes and that is the source of his attempts to destroy all wealth and prosperity in America!!!!!
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Date: 6/5/11 14:13 (UTC)OMG WHY AM I STILL TYPING IN CAPS LOCK!?!?!??!?111!1!11ONEONE!!1
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Date: 6/5/11 14:25 (UTC)AND I WANT THE FULL 72 VIRGINS I WAS PROMISED, NONE OF THIS HALF-ASSING BULLSHIT.
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Date: 6/5/11 14:16 (UTC)Prepare for the horror!!!
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Date: 6/5/11 18:22 (UTC)Your weekly CERN update
Date: 6/5/11 14:22 (UTC)(http://news.scotsman.com/world/Higgs-boson-hint-sparks-web.6758450.jp)
The largest particle physics lab played down claims of a major discovery, after a leaked memo hinting that the elusive Higgs boson - or "God particle" - may have been found ricocheted around science websites.
Antihydrogen Held for 10,000x Longer Than Before (http://www.geekosystem.com/antimatter-trap/)
Scientists at the Swiss CERN labs have announced that they have made great strides in antimatter reasearch: Keeping the stuff around long enough to study it. Working with the Antihydrogen Laser Physics Apparatus (ALPHA), the team was able to create and store antihydrogen atoms for about 15 minutes, 10,000 times longer than ever before.
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Date: 6/5/11 14:25 (UTC)Oh no! :O
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Kazakh player Armand Masimzhanov banned for life after shocking assault
Wednesday, May 4th, 2011 It has taken us a few weeks to come across this footage but it is pretty incredible. On April 16, Kairat took on Lokomotiv in the Kazakhstan second division in a match watched by 2,000 people, it witnessed one of the most shocking assaults ever seen on a football pitch.
The match was called to a halt three minutes into injury time following a mass brawl with the score 3-2 to Kairat.
With the players involved in the mass melee Kairat substitute Armand Masimzhanov decided to join the fray with a flying kick into one of the Lokomotiv protagonists, Radmir Muksinova.
After the match, the police were called in to question four players and a week later the disciplinary committee of the Federation of football of Kazakhstan (KDK FFK) banned Masimzhanov for life citing "terrible cruelty."
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Date: 6/5/11 16:08 (UTC)Crazy Football Fight -Pancadaria Avai x Botafogo Copa do brasil 20-04-2011
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Date: 6/5/11 15:35 (UTC)Thank you, I needed that laugh :)
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And dont even get me started on the post-match...
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Date: 6/5/11 15:16 (UTC)I'm only surprised they didn't put (D) after his name
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Date: 7/5/11 03:15 (UTC)FTR my favourite for Bush was Shrub, but that's because it's almost a semordnilap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palindrome#Semordnilaps) and I like wordplay.
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Date: 6/5/11 15:47 (UTC)Photopic Sky Survey
Date: 6/5/11 16:36 (UTC)The Photopic Sky Survey (http://skysurvey.org/) is an interactive 5000 megapixel photograph of the entire night sky stitched together from 37,000+ photos. A beautiful example of data aggregation, annotation, and exploration. One of the coolest parts? It was done by an "amateur"photographer, just because he wanted to. (project site (http://skysurvey.org/))
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Date: 6/5/11 18:47 (UTC)WASHINGTON, DC -- President Obama confirmed last night that the elusive children's book icon, Waldo, has been found and killed by special forces somewhere in Pakistan. The red-striped chameleon had been dead for a week before the announcement was made.
"We had to get the DNA," says Obama. "And we also had to prove it to Donald Trump, via death certificate. But rest assured, we shot this motherfucker."
The capture of Waldo, dead or alive, had been a top priority since a terrorist attack on September 11, 1987 which resulted in Waldo publishing a book about finding his whereabouts. Waldo alleged that Carmen Sandiego was a co-conspirator in the attacks, but she continues to deny allegations and has yet to be found.
In August, Obama was brief on Waldo's possible hideout. He immediately recruited special forces to blast the hell out of him Moe Greene-style.
Crowds cheered when they heard the news, chanting "USA! USA!" and the lyrics of songs ranging from "Na Na Na Na (Kill Him Goodbye)," to "Bye Bye Bye," to "Hallelujah," to Grim Reaper's 1984 metal hit, "See You in Hell."
Former president (Thank God!) George W. Bush expressed his regret that he never did it in his eight years in office. "I woulda got the little fella if I'd tried," Bush says. "I couldn't even get Daddy to help me."
"The hunt isn't over," says Obama. "We are now on the lookout for Carmen Sandiego. If anybody knows where in the world she is, please keep us informed. She is armed and extremely dangerous; she must be found at all costs. Then once she is caught, we shall try to find which castle Princess Peach is in."
One of the first people the president told about Waldo was NBC's Brian Williams. "He rushed his ass over to his desk at 30 Rockafeller and spread the word that Waldo has been found and killed. Now tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"
Soon the news spread to other sources, such as CNN, Fox News, Nickelodeon, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Cartoon Network, and the Disney Channel, among only a handful.
"It has been the biggest thing to hit the internet since Pants on the Ground," says Obama. "People are sick and tired of finding Waldo. They are rejoicing that this is all over and the bastard's been dealt."
Why are we so worried about Waldo? What did he do? Why was he hiding? It wasn't a simple game of hide and seek.
The answer is because on September 11, 1987, two hijacked John Deere tractors crash-landed into the Chrysler Building, killing five people. It was the worst tragedy the country had ever seen since Ford pardoned Nixon.
But in reality Bin Laden has never been found and is still chillin out in Pakistan. So far the United States army has been destroyed by Bin Ladens summons of woodland critters. Osama won the last battle riding Bambi into battle.
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Date: 6/5/11 21:37 (UTC)The magical armies work differently than scientific armies but certain principles exist in common. For both logistical issues vastly overshadow all other issues, on the "amateurs talk strategy and tactics, the pros talk logistics" principle. For scientific armies, logistics are obvious, for sorcerous armies the logistics are chancier, though what makes sorcerous logistics work is not easily disrupted or even detected by technology (instead of shorting out technology Omniverse True Magic simply is impossible to detect with it).
The Universal King's armies are Magitek and would be equipped with high firepower weaponry, operating with a small-unit doctrine as opposed to large unit in this specific case, while the demonic legions would be operating on a convergent columns principle.
The thing that got me with actually writing it were two questions: 1) if these guys encounter someone like Al-Qaeda fighters or the Hutaree, does that kind of zealotry have any affects on demonic hoodoo and if so, what? I've established as a result the fundamental Omniverse rule that True FaithTM does have an effect on demons, though Fundamentalists do not quite fall into the True Faith category, as attempts to turn religion into a quasi-ideology display a basic insecurity that would make them more, not less vulnerable and 2) what demonic-Eldritch Abomination types of armor would be or if they'd use something like it.
To that I came up with the concept of Berserkers, powerful mages and Lightning Bruisers who wield magic in levels and in numbers sufficient to approximate science's armor, but like armor are extremely vulnerable if alone to either magic or science. Though like armor being extremely vulnerable doesn't mean they can't kill someone horribly before finally going down.