Talk politics.

Ah, the beautiful world of backstage diplomacy.

Just imagine the conversation.

US: Dude, pick up the phone, its urgent! I've got something to tell you. Like, NOW!
Turkey: (yawn) Ehhhh. What is it now! You know what time it is?
US: That idiot is doing it again.
Turkey: What idiot.
US: It's the hacker, dude! He's gonna tell some very bad things about us two.
Turkey: What things.
US: He's gonna tell everyone what i did to you last summer.
Turkey: What.
US: He'll say some really bad stuff. He'll say I'm supporting PKK.
Turkey: Wat......
US: He's a real pain in the ass. We should do something.
Turkey: Wait, you did WHAT??
US: He's going too far, that guy...
Israel: Dude, the guy asked you something.
Turkey. Yeah! Did YOU pay PKK to kill my citizens!?
Israel: Yeah. Answer him!
US: (to Turkey) You stay silent! He knows stuff about you too.
Turkey: What stuff.
US: He'll also say that you're supporting Al Qaeda in Iraq, and...
Turkey: Gosh! That guy is really bad. Something should be done about him...
Israel: How can he say such things?
US: (to Turkey) So did YOU pay Al Qaeda to kill my troops?
Turkey: And why did you support PKK?
US: Why did YOU support Al Qaeda?
Israel: Oh, stop it!
US: (to Israel) You keep silent. He's gonna say some things about you, too.
Israel: Gosh! Is there a way something, anything, could be done about that guy???
Turkey: Yeah... Is there?
US: Well...
Somewhere in the distance, Al Qaeda: Muhahahaha!