Stripper in a cake?

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

Aug 4 is Obama's birthday.

What do you get the leader of the free world as a present for his birthday?

Comments

[chemchick.livejournal.com]

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

wow that imagine is massive

and a banana? is it cause he's black? Are you calling him a monkey?
You racist!

[all of that but the first line was meant in jest]

[chessdev.livejournal.com]

I dont know...but I'm pretty sure it's NOT a stripper.

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

well, obviously, that's a joke
er, I hope it's obvious, jeesh

[rogerdr.livejournal.com]

What do you give the POTUS? Russia. With Europe on a side dish.

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

Little cold there, aint it?
I mean, he is from Hawaii--he might something warmer. Europe might be nice. Some of it's warm, at least.

[devil-ad-vocate.livejournal.com]

John Boehner's cojones.

[vnsplshr.livejournal.com]

A clue.

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

lol, but he already knows who done it!

It was BP, with an oil spill, in the gulf of Mexico.

[meus-ovatio.livejournal.com]

I get him a Twins hat.

[gunslnger.livejournal.com]

A box of Oreos?

[dreadfulpenny81.livejournal.com]

RACIST

(j/k)

[torpidai.livejournal.com]

What do you get the leader of the free world as a present for his birthday?

1) Some Pretzels
2) A real Dog
3) A bomber Jacket
4) a Segway
5) Some whitewash
6) An invitation to a Trailer Trash party

Easier just to drop $20 into a card and let him buy his own surely?

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

2# lol.

[dreadfulpenny81.livejournal.com]

1. Sun Tzu's The Art of War
2. A phone that rings every morning at 3 a.m., as a reminder of his promise to the American people. And every time he doesn't answer it, he gets an electric shock.

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

A backbone.

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

Nah, I kinda like him without ;)
Let the man eat his waffles in peace.

[reality-hammer.livejournal.com]

Reservations at a retirement home for January, 2013.

[ddstory.livejournal.com]

Bookmarking this comment for further ridicule.

[htpcl.livejournal.com]

Btw you're losing this game (http://community.livejournal.com/talk_politics/629660.html?thread=46845084#t46845084).

Non-serious 2, Serious 0.

You got a long road to climb, bud. Omgzroflmao. Or something.

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

[korean-guy-01.livejournal.com]

nicotine patches

[drcruel.livejournal.com]

The respect he deserves for pulling our nation out of the abyss of the Bush years.

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

And as soon as he does it, he will have my respect for sure!!!!!!! :P

I'd give him Sarah Palyn,

[papasha-mueller.livejournal.com]

but he's married already, I guess.

[stewstewstewdio.livejournal.com]

Hey!!! Where are all the macros? If any post deserves one, this is it.

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

Our pal here is an expert in these sort of posts.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

A 25-DVD box set of the best movies as selected by the British Film Institute, region 2 encoded.

[404.livejournal.com]

+1

[404.livejournal.com]

A back porch and a large watermelon.

;)

[debergerac.livejournal.com]

no fried chicken?

can't have watermelon without fried chicken. and beans, don't forget the beans. and some cornbread....

is it dinner yet?

BP shares !!!

[papasha-mueller.livejournal.com]

-

[xforge.livejournal.com]

A sixty-five inch HDTV with a long-playing constantly-repeating digital loop of all the promises he made when he was campaigning that have turned out to be just fart noises in a hurricane.

A sense of progressivism.

Someone for him to nominate as his replacement who'll actually change things and actually give us hope instead of blowing smoke up our asses like everyone has for the last 40 years.

[squidb0i.livejournal.com]

I am xforge's raging bile duct.



;]

[terminator44.livejournal.com]

Not sure, but it will probably involve a delicious recipe from The Anarchist's Cookbook.

[dwer.livejournal.com]

how about the ability to recognize when the other party isn't interested in negotiating, and he should do what he knows is right instead of giving in?

[xforge.livejournal.com]

yeahthat'llhappen

So he can catch up to Michelle

[lucazzo.livejournal.com]

(http://s151.photobucket.com/albums/s133/ajreynol/Awesome%20GIFs/?action=view&current=shakeweight-shaking-o.gif)

Re: So he can catch up to Michelle

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

lol

[readherring.livejournal.com]

How about a break?

OK, so maybe you don't like his policies, or you're disappointed that he's not the Great Liberal Reformer you hoped he would be. But he doesn't deserve to be rated as an abomination for everything he does.

For example, he got a minor spanking for appearing on The View. While that may not have been the gold standard for journalistic appearances, (although, given today's level of journalism, it isn't too far off) it's not like he went on MTV News and answered questions like "Boxers or briefs?" You know, like Bill Clinton did. But even though the MTV interview was a much less serious political forum, Clinton didn't get beat for it the way Obama got beat for appearing on The View.

Then there's this all-but-forgotten TV appearance that nobody cared about:



For his birthday, why don't we let him buy a dog, say a cuss word, fuss over his daughters, etc. and not act like it's the worst thing a president has ever done?

[geezer-also.livejournal.com]

I tend to agree with you on this. Especially being able to fuss over his daughters. I think he should be able smoke if he feels like it.

Thank you for the video, I missed it, I appreciated it. But I'm not sure if you are comparing it with Clinton on MTV, which seems a stretch to me.

Leader of what?

[sophia-sadek.livejournal.com]

If Obama is the leader of the free world, he shouldn't be wasting his time in Washington. He should get back to where he belongs amidst the free, not amidst the incarcerated and the cowardly of America.

As for his birthday, I was thinking of a gift card to amazon.com.