DailyQuotes 2023
5/1/23 21:22New year, new luck, yo! And of course, again for the purposes of the DailyQuotes list, here's the list of funny/silly/thoughtful/whatev's quotes for 2023.
As usual, a line has a chance of finding its place here if it inspires others to either have a giggle, or go into deep contemplation (keep hoping, lol). A link to this list will also be displayed on the community sidebar.
"I wonder what would Trump do. I mean, which golf course he'd pick to go to and ignore the whole kerfuffle."
(mahnmut)
"Lose a dictator, leave a dictator-shaped hole."
(garote)
Aiming at the top of the Kremlin in hope to kill Putin is just... stupid. Anyone who believes anyone would fall for that story is, well, BEYOND stupid. Or just arrogant enough to not care if we'd fall for it or not.
(abomvubuso)
"One'd think a country this size would somehow be able to nominate two decent humans who are not one heartbeat away from relinquishing their presidency to their VPs."
(abomvubuso)
"Republicans aren't wrong for thinking the [Trump] case is weak, they're wrong for thinking the case being weak matters."
(oportet)
So uncle Joe is old and senile, who cares? He's a figurehead, just like any other US president. As long as he can recite 60% of what's being written on his teleprompter while still sounding coherent he'll be fine. What matters is who sits behind him.
(luzribeiro)
These must be the crappiest ETs in the universe, to come all the way here just to have their flying saucers shot down by some stupid fighter jets.
(fridi)
As usual, a line has a chance of finding its place here if it inspires others to either have a giggle, or go into deep contemplation (keep hoping, lol). A link to this list will also be displayed on the community sidebar.
"I wonder what would Trump do. I mean, which golf course he'd pick to go to and ignore the whole kerfuffle."
(mahnmut)
"Lose a dictator, leave a dictator-shaped hole."
(garote)
Aiming at the top of the Kremlin in hope to kill Putin is just... stupid. Anyone who believes anyone would fall for that story is, well, BEYOND stupid. Or just arrogant enough to not care if we'd fall for it or not.
(abomvubuso)
"One'd think a country this size would somehow be able to nominate two decent humans who are not one heartbeat away from relinquishing their presidency to their VPs."
(abomvubuso)
"Republicans aren't wrong for thinking the [Trump] case is weak, they're wrong for thinking the case being weak matters."
(oportet)
So uncle Joe is old and senile, who cares? He's a figurehead, just like any other US president. As long as he can recite 60% of what's being written on his teleprompter while still sounding coherent he'll be fine. What matters is who sits behind him.
(luzribeiro)
These must be the crappiest ETs in the universe, to come all the way here just to have their flying saucers shot down by some stupid fighter jets.
(fridi)