Friday LOLs. Poorly explain your job

[nairiporter]

Hey it’s easy to say “I’m a surgeon” or “I’m a teacher” but have you ever tried to badly explain your profession? Come on, give it a try!

Comments

[mahnmut]

I tell poor people where they can find jobs, then check if they like the jobs they've found.

[mikeyxw]

I spend most of my time dealing with a government agency which is tasked with getting more housing built. They do this by hiring a bunch of people whose job it is to deny permission to build housing. My job is to make sure their employees aren't successful.

[johnny9fingers]

I make noises and collect them in patterns for display.

[foreverdawning]

I take people's money and in return give them a receipt. Then they walk around. After they're done walking around they say thank you and leave.

[oportet]

It varies, but this morning I secured an outer space signal receptor and put new tree meat under it because whoever installed the outer space signal receptor to begin with did it wrong.

[abomvubuso]

I sell folks places to live, then help them give them to other folks to live in, and take money from both in return.