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Hey, what are some of the nerdiest jokes that you know?















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Date: 17/7/20 07:54 (UTC)
abomvubuso: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abomvubuso
"We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here", said the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.

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Date: 17/7/20 13:15 (UTC)
asthfghl: (Къде съм аз къде сте вий!)
From: [personal profile] asthfghl
Schrodinger Gets Pulled Over by a Cop.
The cop searches the trunk and says, "Do you know there's a dead cat in here?"
Schrodinger says, "Well I do NOW!"

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Date: 17/7/20 17:35 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] johnny9fingers
Unladen swallow? It appears the cat waited for the swallow to drop the coconut...

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Date: 17/7/20 18:53 (UTC)
airiefairie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] airiefairie
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the same side!

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Date: 18/7/20 05:19 (UTC)
pauamma: Cartooney crab wearing hot pink and acid green facemask holding drink with straw (Default)
From: [personal profile] pauamma
What's the difference between a zombie and a theoretical physicist?
The zombie goes "braaaaains" and the theoretical physicist goes "braaaanes".

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