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talkpoliticsAs per our tradition, the next installment of this year's collection of DailyQuotes begins now. Below you will be finding an updated list of the funny, silly, thoughtful or wise quotes for 2020. These will also be featured on the community sidebar.
The Dailyquote list for the second half of 2020 starts behind the cut (with links)...
"When even Fox "News" stops carrying your crap anymore, you must know you're done."
(mahnmut)
"I don't think you understand the gravity of Newton's situation tho. Einstein was relatively aware of it but Plank's constant playing with light only pissed Sagan off on during his personal voyage. Darwin wouldn't want this to evolve into any arguments either."
(abomvubuso)
"What the fuck do you do when the actual traitors are in charge and have persuaded the voters that any opposition to them is traitorous? We soon get to a room full of mirrors."
(johnny9fingers)
"In 1856, Rudolf Clausius formalized the second law of thermodynamics... the universe has been going downhill ever since."
(mikeyxw)
"Putin will be retiring soon anyway, from what I've heard. What'll follow after he's gone, who knows. My bet is on yet another drunkard teddy bear named Boris."
(kiaa)
"You're gonna believe the truth over me???"
(dewline)
"I've always said, elections with more than one candidate are a total mess". -- Kim Jong Un
(abomvubuso)
"Maybe a chap who declares he has won before the votes are counted is the sort of leader America needs."
(johnny9fingers)
"Fewer hoops sounds nice, gotta have some hoops though. Without them, no one would be able to say 'the election was stolen!' - and without that, what would we do? Blame ourselves? Cite our side's flaws and our side's mistakes as the reason our side lost?"
(oportet)
10
"Ladies and gentlemen, here on stage we have Moon water. A short while later. Mr Bean wanders on stage and drinks it."
(mahnmut)
"Trump could murder his finances in the middle of 5th avenue and not a single one of his believers would lose faith."
(garote)
"I swing Occam's razor like Samson swinging the jawbone of an ass. It doesn't work but it does makes me feel better."
(johnny9fingers)
"Personally, I think vaccines cause brain damage, climate change is due to too many hamsters, and sex is determined by wizards from Alpha Centauri."
(garote)
"If you're concerned what pronoun(s) other people use for you - you're either paranoid or important. Luckily, I am neither!"
(oportet)
"Box office is the only criterion that truly matters. Everything else is noise."
(fridi)
"You know what would keep out asteroids? A wall. We're gonna build a wall, and make the Martians pay for it."
(verhalen)
"I've looked into the asteroid's eyes, and I've seen that he's a good and honest individual.
(mahnmut)
"A revolution usually doesn't happen because of an unfair election process. It happens when people get pissed off with their social and economic predicament to a point where they can't take it any more."
(mahnmut)
"But, but Hitler had some good ideas too!"
(kiaa)
"He also took some of the worst of US/Canadian ideas and ran with them towards the realm of true horror."
(dewline)
The Dailyquote list for the second half of 2020 starts behind the cut (with links)...
"When even Fox "News" stops carrying your crap anymore, you must know you're done."
(mahnmut)
"I don't think you understand the gravity of Newton's situation tho. Einstein was relatively aware of it but Plank's constant playing with light only pissed Sagan off on during his personal voyage. Darwin wouldn't want this to evolve into any arguments either."
(abomvubuso)
"What the fuck do you do when the actual traitors are in charge and have persuaded the voters that any opposition to them is traitorous? We soon get to a room full of mirrors."
(johnny9fingers)
"In 1856, Rudolf Clausius formalized the second law of thermodynamics... the universe has been going downhill ever since."
(mikeyxw)
"Putin will be retiring soon anyway, from what I've heard. What'll follow after he's gone, who knows. My bet is on yet another drunkard teddy bear named Boris."
(kiaa)
"You're gonna believe the truth over me???"
(dewline)
"I've always said, elections with more than one candidate are a total mess". -- Kim Jong Un
(abomvubuso)
"Maybe a chap who declares he has won before the votes are counted is the sort of leader America needs."
(johnny9fingers)
"Fewer hoops sounds nice, gotta have some hoops though. Without them, no one would be able to say 'the election was stolen!' - and without that, what would we do? Blame ourselves? Cite our side's flaws and our side's mistakes as the reason our side lost?"
(oportet)
10
"Ladies and gentlemen, here on stage we have Moon water. A short while later. Mr Bean wanders on stage and drinks it."
(mahnmut)
"Trump could murder his finances in the middle of 5th avenue and not a single one of his believers would lose faith."
(garote)
"I swing Occam's razor like Samson swinging the jawbone of an ass. It doesn't work but it does makes me feel better."
(johnny9fingers)
"Personally, I think vaccines cause brain damage, climate change is due to too many hamsters, and sex is determined by wizards from Alpha Centauri."
(garote)
"If you're concerned what pronoun(s) other people use for you - you're either paranoid or important. Luckily, I am neither!"
(oportet)
"Box office is the only criterion that truly matters. Everything else is noise."
(fridi)
"You know what would keep out asteroids? A wall. We're gonna build a wall, and make the Martians pay for it."
(verhalen)
"I've looked into the asteroid's eyes, and I've seen that he's a good and honest individual.
(mahnmut)
"A revolution usually doesn't happen because of an unfair election process. It happens when people get pissed off with their social and economic predicament to a point where they can't take it any more."
(mahnmut)
"But, but Hitler had some good ideas too!"
(kiaa)
"He also took some of the worst of US/Canadian ideas and ran with them towards the realm of true horror."
(dewline)
