Friday non-news. BoJo promised us a sea!

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LONDON -- The Tory fron-trunner who's definitely gonna inherit Theresa May's awsome chair, Sir BoJo has promised yet another awesome thing.

London's former most awesomestest mayor said he'd take draconian measures against the migration hordes coming from Erap and stealing the jobs of the good Englishman, Welsh, Scotsman, Pakistani, Indian, Nigerian and Ulsterian.

"They won't be able to flood us through Gayrope if we dig a few miles of sea between us and them. And will do it! And I'll make Gayrope pay for it!", Sir BoJo pinky-swore.

Upon being reminded that actually UKania does have a sea of sorts, he categorically retorted,

"You won't knock me down with fake news! Im'ma make Britannia Great Again!"

Following which, he passed out like Anthony Joshua after a particularly surprising Windows update.

Finally, a poll.

Is BoJo correct to do this?
A) He's speakin' strait, mate. Oy, oy!
B) A comb, and a day in the solarium is all he needs to become Trumpie v.2.0
C) He's a Human with capital H, period.