The boot solution

[mahnmut.livejournal.com]

WARSHINGTON, DeeCee. Prompted by the latest disastrous developments in the sandy deserts of the Mideast where a particularly mischievous group of scarf-wearing, cleaver-wielding wackos has seized the prrreshusss oil fields that are rightfully ours by divine right, POTUS Barry O'bummer has finally made up his mind about putting boots on the ground and getting done with the problem once and for all. He has opted for using veteran performer Nancy Sinatra as a "last resort". The prominent songstress has agreed to donate her old boots to throw at the Mooslin fanatics.

The decision has been the end result of a long-evolving policy of O'bummer's, after a long period of wondering whether to put boots anywhere near those camel-fuckers, or employing any other footgear to that matter. Sinatra's golden hit These Boots Are Made for Walking came in just handy, the new idea being to blast it through powerful loudspeakers all throughout the Land of Nebuchadnezzar, while indiscriminately dropping tons of old stinky footwear on ISIS/ISIL/IS positions from drones and other ultra-modern aircraft.

( What Dear Leader said when he chanced upon the press... )