Good news about the economy/ Why I am changing political parties

[verytwistedmind.livejournal.com]

 

Jobless To Topless -- Economy Has More Women Becoming Strippers

 

As a bartender and trainer at a national restaurant chain, Rebecca Brown earned a couple thousand dollars in a really good week. Now, as a dancer at Chicago's Pink Monkey gentleman's club, she makes almost that much in one good night.

 

"You're seeing a lot more beautiful women who are eligible to do so many other things," said Gus Poulos, general manager of New York City's Sin City gentleman's club. He said he got 85 responses in just one day to a recent job posting on Craigslist.

 

Stone, who has a bachelor's degree in graphic design, took up dancing four years ago to help pay her student loans. She plans to go to graduate school this year to pursue a master's in education.

 

First they brought us lower gas prices now they are turning more women into strippers and hopefully adult ‘actresses’.

 

I am seriously considering changing parties.  If Biden (racist sexiest) can be a democrat  there is room for me!

http://www.cfnews13.com/News/National/2009/3/23/jobless_to_topless__economy_has_more_women_becoming_strippers.html

A paradox for conservatives

[smokystein.livejournal.com]

Looks like the banks and The Street are pretty happy with Obama's bank bailout plan:

biz.yahoo.com/ap/090323/wall_street.html

Now we all know it's impossible for conservatives to give Obama credit for anything good that happens with the stock market. But he's definitely responsible when something bad happens, according to conservatives who post on this forum. Maybe its just that old Liberal media, trying to give Obama the credit.

So how do conservatives explain this one away? Are Wall Street traders just tired, or doped up on LSD? Were they tricked into believing Rush Limbaugh is now the president?

Go ahead and post your theory about why Obama can't claim credit for this but should take the blame if the stock market nose dives again. Not that I'll believe you, but I do enjoy watching the die-hards backpedal and flail around searching for a coherent argument to justify their laughably contradictory theories of economics.